Hi, i posted a pic of me playing guitar on tinder because girls love this shit. Long story short: she will come over on Tuesday but i dont know anything about guitars.
Is there a way or piece of hardware that allows me to load guitar tunes onto it so i can pretend to play the guitar?
And dont judge me, its not even the worst thing i've done: I am signed up to help at an animal shelter to go on walks with the dogs so i can take them to dates with me and pretend they are my own.
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Nobody is judging you for being a poser. You are what you are.
keep pretending until you cannot
tell her you haven’t touched your gutiar since your mom died and to pick it back up again would require true love
use that time to learn guitar and fool her into thinking it took 6 months to play for her cuz u fell in love and needed to build courage
simple as bro
Just hide it and say you left your guitar somewhere else
this is embarrassing and i love it not because its a good idea but because its something only a high schooler would come up with
Put a bluetooth speaker inside the body of an acoustic guitar
this is why guitarists are faggots
>Is there a way or piece of hardware that allows me to load guitar tunes onto it so i can pretend to play the guitar?
LMAO
but he's not a guitarist
Should've just posted a pic of you cooking some chicken as your tinder profile pic
I fucking hate slimy guys like you. you make the rest of us look bad by association.
its probably a LARPing tranny baiting for (you)s
it’s the plot of a miley cyrus movie you fucking nigger
how do you know that
>Is there a way or piece of hardware that allows me to load guitar tunes onto it so i can pretend to play the guitar?
I'm going to assume this is a joke and noone is actually this dumb.
If you can't fuck her without even touching the guitar she wasn't going to let you fuck her even if you played like Django Reinhardt
This is cope
just learn to play 3 or 4 chords. i doubt she'll ask you to play, but if she does you can at least belt out some of the most simplistic music there is while still having it sound pleasant