"Yo, my name's Shady
My memory's fady
Got a condition
Think it's called demendady"
Favorite Eminem lyrics
Logan Evans
Jace Hernandez
I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN THE BRAIN
YEAH, FUCKED IN THE HEAD
Jackson Morales
>my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
>that’ll stab you in the head whether you’re a fag or lez
WAY too based for this world
Jose James
he didn't say that
David Walker
that's an awfully hot coffee pot
Ian Sullivan
But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money, cause you know your stankin ass is too fat to outrun me
There's a line on Superman that has a super smooth flow too
But I guess thats just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two? I never loved you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you, ooo
Brody Stewart
The first line you posted is actually hilarious and one of the best deliveries of a funny line in music history
Gabriel Thompson
my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge,
that’ll stab you in the head whether you’re a fag or les
Angel Collins
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably want to grow up to be just like me
Isaiah Price
>it doesn't matter...
>FAGGOT!
Jordan Hernandez
SLIM ANUS GOD DAMNED RIGHT SLIM ANUS, I LIKED TO GET FUCKED IN MINE UNLIKE YOU TWO STRAIGHT HETERO CARNIES
Dominic Lopez
Middle fingers flipped at censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite
I've been giving it 110%
'Cause when I vent, most of my energy's spent on enemies
80% of what I invent is Hennessy
20% is from being hungry as sin
10's because I love being under your skin
Yeah, shit can happen, so stick to rapping
Quit the yapping or I'ma lift the MAC and
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap and get the can of whoop-ass cracking
Josiah Perry
>TAKE YOU TO JERRY SPRINGER
>AND BEAT YO ASS LEGALLY!
Jose Garcia
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk
I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets her mou—ahh, I'ma stop
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his fucking rocks off and he's orange
Yeah, sick tan
That's why he wants us to disband
'Cause he cannot withstand
The fact we're not afraid of Trump
Julian Rogers
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Probably the only time the "clean" lyrics were better.
Luke Brooks
What? Not even close. The original lyrics were
>My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy, smacked him in the face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler, and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper, walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up, Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup, Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians, While they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"
Eli Perry
Yeah those are the original lyrics. I like the "Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five" part better.
Asher Cox
UH OH
I THINK BTS WANNA SUE ME
CAUSE I SAID THE ONLY KPOPPIN AT THEY SHOW WAS IN THE PARKING LOT
DROPPING SPECIAL K LIKE ARE THEY GONNA PLAY GUITAR ARE NOT
THEY USED TO SAY IM SMART A LOT
AND NOW IM SPITTIN BARS THATS HOT
THOUGHT I RENTED ALL THE CARS I BOUGHT
THEY SAY EM IS WASHED UP LIKE SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE
WELL PEACE OUT ILL SEE YOU IN KOREA CAUSE IMMA RIDE THIS WAVE AND FIND ME A SOUTH EAST ASIAN *****
Jayden Sanchez
SO FUCK THE WORLD FEED IT BEANS
Jace Fisher
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
John Butler
'Cause I hate you, do you hate me?
Good, 'cause you're so fuckin' beautiful when you're angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just throw you
On the bed and fuck you like I don't even know you
You fuck other people and I fuck other people
You're a slut, but I'm equal, I'm a mutt, we're both evil
In our ways but neither one of us would ever admit it
'Cause one us would have one up on the other so forget it
We can make accusations, people spread rumors
But they ain't got proof, 'til they do it's just the two of us
It's you and me, 'cause any chick can say that she screwin' me
But you gotta believe me to a degree 'cause true indeed
If you didn't, I wouldn't be hittin' — yeah, I would
'Cause the sex is too damn good, if I ran who would I run to
That would be this soft and warm?
So it's off and on, usually more off than on
But at least we know that we share this common bond
You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on
I hope, the only reason that I cope is 'cause of that fact
And plus I can bust in that and that's why
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's makin' me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
'Cause you love me, and I love you more