ITT: Annoying things at concerts

>singer won't stop looking right at you and telepathically sending images into your head of him killing you and mutilating your body

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>Bandmember whips out his dick and pisses all over you

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>mate's bird ODs

>audience shouts all the chord changes instead of the lyrics

That's me.

>people pushing in front of you.

The Eagles of death metal.

>18

>seeing jack white

>at front

>14 year old girl trying to get in front of me (???)

>dont let her take my place (???)

>throws my favorite hat into crowd, never seen again

genuinely wish i wouldve killed her

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>guy starts recording the concert with his New Nintendo 3DS XL Hyrule Edition

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I hate when I go to a concert and Rivers Cumo is on the main stage.

>people pushing you around
hopefully I learned my lesson and now I eat 5 dishes of porotos con riendas before every concert so I keep farting that good old smell of rotten eggs throughout the concert, keeping the normies away

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I walked out of a Weezer concert for this reason. who does he think he is? no one is there to see him

Murderers unironically hired as security.

>singer won't let me say the n word on stage

>singer forces me to say the n word on stage

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Stay the fuck away from the front rows if you value your own safety.

>manage to get perfect spot right up next to the stage
>friend goes off to get drinks but never comes back
>want to go looking for him but don't want to give up my spot

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>crew takes a whole fucking hour to set up and test all the gear

>band comes on stage late
>leaves after playing 1 song

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>singer pisses his pants after a few song

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>singer stops breathing after a few songs

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