How to get laid

>buy a smiths sweater
>wear a smiths sweater everytime you go out in public
Women LOVE the Smiths. Every single one will mention how they love your sweater.

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Should I go for it

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Unless you're short and ugly, then they will look at you and laugh.

Fuck. Oh well

Only if that colour works on your skin tone

I have the same complexion as strawberry yogurt

>Unless you're short and ugly
Manlet cope. That's the two things women hate.

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How is that a cope

I could probably kill her with my bare hands and i'm 5'7

Of course you can, even Gary Coleman could beat the shit out of his wife

>trusting in wom*n
>ever
She was lying you fucking retard. Men are stronger than women, but Gary Coleman wasn't a man, he had the strenght of a baby, probably

>morrisey thread is full of chuds
unprecedented

Women laugh at short and ugly men. Not tall or handsome men.
Most women are the same height or taller than you, little guy.

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Smiths is also Marr who is pretty much a progressist so try again sweetie

>tfw 6'8
>buying shirts are always either too short, or too big/baggy
>only wear plain boring shirts as a result
finding clothes that are fun in my size is literally impossible.

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>>tfw 6'8
prove it

>american reading comprehension

>morrisey thread is full of chads
unprecedented

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Are you illiterate or did you just really really want to post your tiktok

That woman has a father

cope

cope

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based

Now post the stool your standing on

holy based

cope manlet

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N-Now post your cock

Can I suck your dick daddy?