>ITT: we write an alt country song.
ITT: we write an alt country song
Angel Rodriguez
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Ryder Sanchez
Tractor and beer, but ironically
Kayden Gutierrez
I shot that bitch down
Jason Myers
My truck tires leave pentagram markings on the open road
Gotta make a quick stop to silence this dumb broad
Virgin blood fuels this beast, hitchhiker meat for feast
Ran over, crippled and raped a cyclist
Sathanas bless with i travel to the east
Joshua Turner
>While
Fixed
Jaxon Long
The buck hit the ground
Jack James
Agent of hell, servant of the dragon, sleepless for days
Meth and coke keep me awake on highway six six six
Lacing fent on hookers drink, my stds gonna make her pussy stink
Caleb Powell
verse
well i got myself a nigger
nigger nigger nigger
how do you pull a trigger on a
nigger nigger nigger
nothing like a jigger, but I perfer a nigger
oh I got myself a nigger
nigger nigger nigger
Jose Perry
Gave a free ride to him then got his buck broken
Added his skull to my collection now i have a dozen
Noah Lee
Alexander Fisher
verse 2
well i got myself a roastie
toastie toastie roastie
a damn fat ugly roastie
bloatie toastie roastie
no skinny bloatie toastie, but I perfer a roastie
oh I got myself a roastie
bloatie toastie roastie
Angel Davis
She felt no relief, only grief and disbelief when she woke up and saw me grilling her roastbeef
Robert Ortiz
chorus
(Insert melodic howling to moon wild cayote style)
ooooooo ooooooh ohhhh ohhhh oohhhhhh
oh oh oh oh oooooooooo
oooooooooooooh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhh
oh oh oh oh oooooooooo
oooooooooooooh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhh
oh oh oh oh oooooooooo
(pause)
niggers
Kayden Powell
Some jim jones type of shit, living only to sin, making art with black skin, my truck seats are full of melanin
John Murphy
noodling guitar chords
will record and post later sunday
Thomas Lee
[power ballad, but on a ukulele]
Dylan Jones
(hits a vibraslap)
Cameron Howard
truck engine noises and whatever the "door adjar" warning sound is
this is my truck
driving with integrity
working for swift
𝄡 doing it for her 𝄡
𝄢 drank the kool aid 𝄢
I like MEN
James Parker
JESUS MY SAVIOR
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
Cooper Perry
>*music stops*
clip of trump talking and congratulating people, something short like "hello FRESNO" or "it's about us" or "hilary conceded" or "what's up my peeps" (this last bit can be AI-generated)
>*first three notes from star spangled banner, then music restarts*
production note: this is done to get the listener's attention and increase engagement, which is the only shit radio stations care about
Cooper Torres
Twenty km before I get to you
I park my car and rob the nearest drive-thru
A couple bag of chips, green colored soda can
I may not be an angel but neither is the owner of the bank
You wanted a man with some muscle
So I broke into a red Chevrolet
I still remember the times,
The old precious times
when the whiskey dripped and music played
And there was nobody else dancing
It was just you and me
they´re too busy fixing holes in their head
And there was nobody else dancing
It was just you and me
This world is a prison
And we, are running free
I remember the day
I went out to do the laundry
When I came back, I knew it was a trap
I saw the man and you were holding his hand
A dirty filthy cop
with your hands on his chest
and I thought me and you could've been the best
And there was nobody else dancing
It was just you and me
they´re too busy fixing holes in their head
And there was nobody else dancing
It was just you and me
This world is a prison
And we, are running free
I had about six bullets
That was more than enough for me
One to his head and a twist to the neck to make sure the bastard's dead
and as I was beginning to aim the gun
I realized you were completely gone
But it's ok cause we, we'll meet someday again
You forgot your five bullets
Every bullet is of my heart
And I will make sure to send them straight to your address
And may God forgive me if anyone else gets hurt