>GOD!!! I fucking hate my past bandmembers, and i need to kill someone
>Hey man... the cold war and politics are like... problematic and all, amirite?
>Last album again but in standard tuning and with shittier covers
>Holy shit i think we will finally be better than the other band
>Shit they are how big now? Guess we need to rip their last album now
>This grunge thing is going on? Huh let's try it now
>Okay Grunge seems to disappear now so let's get back to basics (and to basics i mean let's make generic thrash now)
>last album again but even worse
>last album again but slightly better
>GGRRRR POLITICS GRRRR
>GRRR I STILL MAD ABOUT POLITICS GRRR
>Well seems that we're finally back but i made peace with the other band so everything is cool
>let's do the last album again but more generic and forgettable
>good fucking god we're doing this shit once again?
>BRO LOOK AT OUR GUITARISTS HE IS SO COOL!!! Also i hate leftists now
ITT: Poorly describe a discography and other anons guess the artist
Pearl Jam?
wait i just read it again it can’t be them i’m having trouble with this one lol
Kek at that image
Megadeth
Megadeth
Megadeth?
>protest
>not protest
>country
>not country
>gospel
>not gospel
>okay lads make a pop album for the label please
>okay looks like your failures, so fuck pop music were doing our own thing
>improve upon the sound of the last album but with the addition of one of the greatest guitarists and one of the greatest drummers of all time
>okay were getting pretty fucking good, but our singer is starting to act a bit like a fruit cake on stage
>me englund is le falling apart bruv
>IM A DIRTY IMMIGRANT IN NEW YORK CITY and also im out of the band
>we didn't need that fag anyway
>goodbye guitarist
>okay anyway back to pop
>yup still pop, but not that bad
>okay what the fuck
>okay pop but not that bad
>what the fuck
>what in the absolute fuck
>WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
yep
Genesis?
genesis but let me check something-
>Invisible Touch
>what the fuck
What the fuck deez nuts mate, What kind of opinion is that?
>Look how cool our solos are man!!!
>Look how solos are still so friggin cool man!!!
>Look how we can shred that guitar man!!!
>Lol we are just not losing our minds
>Good god the label has been pushing our ass we're tired
>SYNTH!!!
>SYNTH!!! 2.0 (new singer edition)
>Longer and boring synths
>We're back at rock again (and we're horny now?)
>Hey fellow kids... we're still cool right?
>What in the actual fuck?
>... at least it was better than the last one
probably too easy but fuck it
>i wanna kill everybody
>last album again but longer and more boring
>maybe the real reason why i was so angry is because i had no dad
>hey kids you like jazz and earrape?
>i'm gay
>i'm gay and i love u
>i was straight all this time? What?
Nta but Invisible Touch is just Phil singing over Nokia ringtones and you know it
Land of Confusion is a pop masterpiece mate, what the actual fuck are you on?
>AHHHH FUCK YOU GIVE ME HEROIN
>AHHHHH HELP ME HEROIN IS BAD AND I WANNA DIE AHHHH
>Detour, also I'm fucking dying help meeee
>AHHHH FUCK HEROIN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FUCK HEROIN NOW PLZ FUCK AHHHHHH
>Ehhhh, we didn't need that guy anyways
>Or did we?
>Hey guys new album haha
Tyler?
>Oh man i really love to party (and i'm horny)
>Man i still love partying and getting horny (and i love you)
>I still love partying and... i'm into industrial hip hop now?
>Okay nevermind my producer just find some sick beats to tell you how horny i'm still am
>Last album again but more cohesive
>I swear to god this thing i'm doing here is going to be the future
>HA! I told you this was going to be the future (also ME SO HORNY X10000)
>Yeah last album was dated lol, anyways you lads like that Dua Lipa gal?
aic
yep, told you it was easy
Yeah
Yeah okay. At least it's better than AbMkjhtacab, barely
Van Halen?
>Yeah i was in that band but this is the real deal now!!!
>Last album again but more rock centered
>The soundtrack of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>Spooky time (i think)
>Station to Station but if Bowie was doing acid instead of cocaine
>i'm fucking sad and let me make you AOTD
>disco time or something i dunno, lol
*Abacab
Idc if that typo invalidates my argument, it made me laugh so it was worth it
>just a bunch random noises and off hand recordings
>folk album
>2 hip hop albums
>Brazilian music?
>party album
>sad man album
>unlistenable self parody from here on out
>i'm sad for having sex every single night
>i'm still sad but this girl gets me
>and she fucking left, i'm now suicidal
>so have you guys ever been in a japanese whorehouse?
>I'm so horny and i'm such a dick and... i'm how big now?
>man this fame thing is truly exhausting
>YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
>Lololol i still love to party and doing drugs
>no more drugs and parties for me, but the 80s will be eternal
Bladee
>oh man i love that classic country style
>oh man i still love country but i have an actual producer now
>so this is what music with guitars feels like? Nice
>I feel i would like to be a popstar
>meh fuck it, full popstar mode now
>the press ruined my life
>my bf saved my life
>songs about lakes and forest i dunno
>last album again but now there's murders and Twin Peaks fanfiction
Nah, older music