I am utterly terrified of Jacob Collier...

I am utterly terrified of Jacob Collier. He literally modulates to D half-sharp major (essentially a microtonal key that technically does not exist in western classical music theory, which is what most popular music is based on) in his arrangement of Moon River. Like his mind scares me. I love him

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> microtonal
> modulate
> D half-sharp major
> does not exist in western classical music theory
> his mind scares me

Yup. Typical Jacob Collier fan.

Can't deny his talent though

Yeah i can really hear it in this fucking gif

i thought this bitch was in some harry potter cosplay when i saw the thumbnail

does anyone actually enjoy his music? I always hear "ooh he ondulated on his dad's harmonic triad" nigga do you like the song or not

His music makes me think. So yes I like it.

Yes, that's why it's so unfortunate that his music is bad.

he has no soul

He has more soul than most

His music sounds like he wants every part to be the best, most original, complicated part ever, so the end result is nothing sounds amazing. He needs to show some restraint to allow his talent to shine, rather than doing the musical equivalent of mixing every color of paint and getting brown.

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Most suck at making music

I like the ramones because it makes me nod my head

I like Jacob Collier because he makes my hand go up and down in accordance to which microtone he is currently singing

kek

I don't know what any of that means, but that person should kill themselves for saying it

>the ramones
based 14 year old

Based

I like Jacob Collier because he makes my dick go up and down in accordance to which microtone he is currently singing

This. The problem is that he's naive and probably has no life experience and is also probably aspy/autist so he thinks of all aspects of existence in terms of objective components instead of realizing that things are what they are in and of themselves. What I'm saying is he's a tryhard

This kid is so laid back he's freaking horizontal

I like when your dick goes up and down because it makes my prostate feel funny and my dick starts to leak