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careful, if you point out that black metal attire was invented by gene simmons the norway kids will seethe

>who are the big 5
>over 5 listed

I fell sleep 4 times during this

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new york dolls did it first

>black and white face paint
>they play guitars
They must be a black metal band!
Do yourself a favour and never post on this website again thanks

post music you want to beat your boss to

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Not a fan of techwank but I love this album,
The Evangelist and Apparition are the best tracks

>phonenigger

I'll beat your ass too faggot

>epidemic
>Thrash
Peak retardation
Whole album is pure wankery. Only good tracks are the intro and outro

That's only 1 of the several things wrong with that search result.

OH BABY AH BABY LE MICH UN AUCH

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If you don't run out of breath first, fatass :^)

It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another death metal album in name only, it has the growls, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" death metal, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as death metal and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, death metal chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Brain Drill or Monumental Torment, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.