Is Pussy really not a matter of fact?

Is Pussy really not a matter of fact?

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>even when a man has intercourse with a woman the pleasure he receives is really just imagining other men giving him a high five for it.
>So, like pussy in that sense is not a matter of fact

sounds like Mr Maus is just bad at sex

imaginary pussy... do you think maus has a waifu

pussy's overrated i just love women they're all i want. it's not about getting high fives because i don't have any bros and feel extremely ashamed of my sexuality

Based maus telling it like it is

You're ashamed of being heterosexual?

John Maus' best song is Old Town
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So when you are having sex, you are just thinking about high-fiving your bros?

Sounds pretty gay.

That's not The Law.
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>be me having sex
>oh yeah. pussy, ass, tits, mouth. nice.
>ughhh Im gonna coom
>why did I do this? I am ashamed. Christ please forgive me. I must do better.

maus has an older art dealer wife who's fucking crazy, they've divorced and gotten back together, his opinions regarding sex and pleasure are debatable
she cute tho

Why do you think 'i have more sex than you' jokes are so common. The social validation aspect of sex is the biggest part of it.

Oh... you're a religious nutjob.

>Believing in God bad!

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Not for me.
I enjoy the actual sex. I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks about me having sex.

>I'll try regurgitating dismissive memes, that'll show them!

>feeling shame every time you have sex with a woman is good
you are indestinguishable from someone who has been molested, or someone who has been shamed for having a small penis by their own mother.

Oh no! A picture of a fedora!
I repent! Please accept me Lord!

yeah...

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i have no idea if this post is ironic or not and i feel like making any sort of reply is a losing game

>Sex makes the baby Jesus cry!
>You aren't fucked in the head by religion, you fedora!

not shame but a loss of spiritual focus. It makes me feel like I'm descending into a lower dimension of being. It makes me feel like I have a monkey brain.
Living a spiritual life isn't just shame and guilt, people like me choose to live like this because spiritual development is extremely fulfilling and joyful.
Try not cooming for a month or two and get into meditation and prayer. See if you feel better or worse.

The only people I know who think like that are super-insecure closeted meatheads.

What religion does to a mf

You've got major issues, son.

What being a coomer atheist does to a mf

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Holy shit.
Show us on the doll where your parents fucked you up