Swans fucking suck
Swans fucking suck
Kevin Powell
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Nathaniel Sullivan
After all the praise heaped on them, I was surprised to find out that they undeniably suck. Horribly.
Landon Stewart
>*shitty trust funded car engine music starts playing*
>FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
>*shitty one chord bass solo*
>USE YOUR BODY TO GET SATISFACTION
>SATISFY THE DOOOG
>SATISFY THE DOOOOOG
>*shitty ten minute drum solo*
>NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REAL
>*song ends*
wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Michael Gira and your dad's paycheck for your truly groundbreaking """music"""
Andrew Reyes
>You know who doesn't suck?
-Ott
Landon Turner
the near-unanimous praise swans received on Any Forums over the course of the last decade taught me to not take anyone's opinion on "simpler" music seriously. most people here evidently don't know shit about songwriting
Jonathan Ross
>Any Forums is mostly in agreement with swans being a good band
>somebody makes a thread about it
>entire thread is filled with people shitting on them
It's not even just swans either, I've seen the same shit happen with sonic youth, red house painters, the doors, talking heads, bob dylan, the list goes on. Is it just a discord invasion or are people genuinely scared of being name called over the internet?
Grayson Wright
>Red House Painters
I've never seem any hate for them and I go on this board a lot.
Hudson Allen
Its because they regard Ott's opinion over the Any Forums-core hivemind (which was of course based off of Scaruffi's eccentric takes and Melon's goofy takes)
At least Ott has the Great Mind to acknowledge the genius of LOAF
Jonathan Russell
>Any Forums is mostly in agreement with swans being a good band
you are the cancer of this board. fuck your hivemind nigga
Jordan James
ott is A. fat B. retarded C. not worth listening to
Christopher Ross
nah my man he's a good storyteller and an opinionated guy, what's not to like. plus he exposes fags like swans for the frauds they are
Ethan Hall
why do Chris posters only ever use his Swans takes
Noah Morales
cuz they're the most accurate
Ian Moore
>most people here evidently don't know shit about songwriting
What is good songwriting then?
Aaron Scott
Chase Harris
checked. pisses over anything that dweeb from swans ever did
Jaxson Sanchez
GO LOAF!!!
Levi Cruz
>I... IS THAT A BAND... OF RICH KIDS?! OH MY GOD ARE THEY DICKING AROUND?! I'M GOING INSAAAANEEDLHASDFKJHQWJKR
Brayden Jones
bumps
Luke Collins
someone should make a Chris Ott frog with his hair
Isaiah Ortiz
Because their based and makes swans fans seethe
Nathan Turner
Shit like that is called experimental "music"