How do I become a rockstar in 2022?

How do I become a rockstar in 2022?

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Be hot and crazy

>Hot and liberal
FTFY

Explain kanye

He was a mainstream leftist when he got big

Be a degenerate and kys at age 27

You don't. The labels aren't looking for rockstars, and barely support the ones left. The best you could hope for is a local hero type thing, playing clubs.

This is one of the worst times in all of music industry history to try and become anything rock related, let alone "rockstar". The best you can do is grind out experience and material so if rock is ever viable again, you still might be young enough to catch a ride.

That's for the US. If you're in the UK, or Europe, there's still small chances you could build something, like Ghost did.

Anywhere else in the world, no fucking way.

I want to fuck underage groupies and get high every day and die in a motel at 27.

Build a time machine.

Sorry user, that time is long gone.

people still make rock music?

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

Be good looking, appeal to the common man and be something of a careerist

The butthurt bleepfags are at it again.

Their musical communities are much more self contained and independent of public opinion, fuck off b8 fag

Is there a chance I'll make it in rock if I'm non white and play all the instruments myself like Prince?

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the meme is dead though lil peep is probably the closest since kurt himself

cut your hair, get face tattoos, learn how to use a DAW, become a rapper/producer.

You can't, MK-ULTRA has been discontinued.

>cut your hair, get face tattoos
Did you fall into a coma in 2016 and just wake up now?

Look, I know several cases of ppl who made rock music, switched full into the trap aesthetics and in little time got all the attention they didnt get when they did idk, metal, prog jazz or whatever they were doing.