>go to festival
>see this
what do?
Go to festival
Cooper Miller
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Ryan Hernandez
rape
Jonathan Cruz
analbuttpeepeedongsex
Easton Baker
Too small
Grayson Bell
Shove the attention-whore away and drunkenly hit on the gook girl left to her
Ayden Sullivan
>ask her kindly to move aside as i attempt to move to the death grips tent
>she can't hear me and her boyfriend comes over thinking i'm hitting on her
>i apologize and say i'm just trying to get noided but she was in the way
>they all proceed to beat me up and i get kicked out of the festival
Luke Phillips
Look and enjoy for a few seconds. Tell gf to have a look, discuss for a second and keep on going to get more beer.
Camden Flores
I’d be like, SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND, DON’T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND A BETTER PLACE TO PLAY? YOOU SAID
Zachary Martin
built for [YOUR ANSWER HERE]
Thomas Perez
>>go to festival
>>see this
>what do?
Remember that you are happily married and can have sex pretty much everyday
William Harris
>ask gf is she would nail her
>HEY YO, MY GF WOULD NAIL THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
>go get some beer and ask myself why the fuck I went to that shitty festival
Parker Gomez
yell
>EMERGENCY BBC NEEDED, EMERGENCY BBC NEEDED. DOES ANYONE HAVE A BBC. WE NEED BBC
Nolan Mitchell
Yeah I'm thinking based
Jaxson Walker
imagine your girlfriend caring so little about you that she doesnt feel any jealously at you staring at another girls ass
sounds comfy tbqh
Brayden Allen
The fat/muscle ratio is not satisfactory.
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Easton Hughes
why people like anime girls
Joseph Hall
Adam Harris
join us
Caleb Thompson
Think of fucking her while on pingers then ignore her and start flirting with whatever other girl is next to me
Gavin Barnes
Enjoy the view while it lasts but don't bother her otherwise. Also don't stare because that just makes you a creep. That's what I'd say if I was sober. If I was drunk I'd hit on her relentlessly until she gets so uncomfortable she leaves. I'm never sober at festivals, of course.
Dominic Gomez
>imagine your girlfriend caring so little about you that she doesnt feel any jealously at you staring at another girls ass
imagine living in a relationship that isn't built on trust for one another. Jealousy for no reason whatsoever is a red flag.
Oliver Ramirez
im so lonely. how do i get a girlfriend. i am a good man, i treat people with compassion. I have self esteem issues but I have worked on myself. I'm a healthy weight, decent looking, use my weird personality as a strength that people find endearing but every girl i know just wants to be friends. I can't take this loneliness anymore. It eats away at me. Im a ghost in this world. I have no connections. Don't rub your relationship in my nose, do you not realise it hurts people like me?
Owen Cruz
showing people the danger of a sinful lifestyle
Carson Morgan
You don't get a gf because you sound like a doormat. Put yourself first, have some self respect, be selfish, develop yourself and then you'll see.
In order to get a girl you need to love life. Women are the ones who give life, not only through child birth, but through their spirit. It is logical to have a love of life if you want a bringer of life next to you.