/grimes/

>be artificially wealthy record label
>create artificially popular artist
>realize that your real view count after subtracting artificial views is less than 5,000
>start desperately shilling on a finno-korean hyper basketweaving forum

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>implying Any Forums shilling is an effective way of promoting a worldly-renowned pop music artist in 2022
are you actually this retarded or just pretending to be one of this kind?

Here comes Old Grimeth, she's a scaly man-fish.

>musical artist
I wouldn't go that far, but she does seem like a serviceable cock sleeve.

not this shit again

Her new song was trying to warn everyone I think. What makes her so cute though. Some user brought up the point that she may be an actual succubus because she has a type of spiritual attraction despite not being the best looking. Shes not the worst looking though either. I personally really like her aesthetic and would ravage her pussy and give her a baby but I'm genuinely curious as to what makes me think this because I'm not a coomer. Also she should do some music with Doja Cat...

shes smol and quirky and has big eyes

Grimbo

Hmn.. Those certainly help but I feel like it goes beyond physical. Maybe there is another aspect too like a psychological or spiritual reason behind it that I'm having trouble understanding. First thing that comes to mind is "fatal attraction" or "dark angel".

Slice

I'm just gonna say it because we're all thinking it
Built for BBC.

>Shilled by zoomers
Visions will be 10 years old this month user
Any Forums shilled the fuck out of her in her early days

He's a tourist faggot that thinks Grimes is a brand new artist
This board has known Grimes way before poptimism was mainstream