user, your first task as the new head of PR is to handle the Joe Rogan situation

> user, your first task as the new head of PR is to handle the Joe Rogan situation.
What do you do?

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kick him off the platform. It's short sighted to keep him on. Even if the current push isn't damming enough to have the future look down massively on Joe Rogan as the 21st century McCarthy you know this isn't the end of it. Cut him loose so that 20 years from now your company isn't punished for giving a platform to the future trump. (you know it's only a matter of time before rogan runs)

He's fired. I want to know losses. Vs. savings. Income and costs, how safe are we? No off the balance sheet debts or anything?

Ban all Canadian artists from the platform and double the price of Spotify Premium effective immediately. I'm done fucking around.

Issue a statement about how Spotify does not endorse content but merely provides a streaming service.

See if any big number-pullers like Billie, Ariana, or Drake are thinking of pulling out. If so, throw Rogan to the wind.

"We have decided it is in everyone's best interests to remove content that we deem spreads dangerous misinformation. Following this decision, content will be subject to stronger moderation in order to keep our community safe."

Double down on free speech.

I snort a shitload of coke and do absolutely nothing. Afterwards I get promoted.

this is what leftists actually believe

start a new business in China

Keep him and put all the nsbm and rac back on too.

Put national socialist imagery on the front page of spotify for the "lulz".

Tell Rogan if he wants to stay that he has to denounce the conspiracy shit he was spreading about ivermectin and vaccines

Spotify already own half of Tencent Music (the biggest music streaming service in China).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tencent_Music

Also make Rogan sign a statement that he is not now, nor has he ever been, a member of the communist party.

Get Doug Stanhope on their to talk about his wretched life while we find out how many people won't come on the show anymore.

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Completely overhaul the compensation for all artists. Actually become a positive force in music.

you're fired

Advertise it as a platform for up and coming and indie artists, and tell the big names to all get fucked and go gobble Apple's cock like they're chomping at the bit to do anyway. Rebrand as a place for interesting music and not for boomer shit because that's what classic rock radio is for. And not fucking worry about Rogan as long as he's bringing in the numbers.

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Fire Toe Rogan
Simple as
This is a music platform, dudebros need to fuck off

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This. It's literally that simple. Every other major platform does the same thing.

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immediately disband spotify and save the music industry

They've said this repeatedly, but that's not good enough anymore. It's called "platforming" and letting them speak is equivalent to murder.

keep him, don't bother making a statement. The company spent 100mil on him, he pulls in something like 10 million listeners per episode, and those numbers are even better when you consider that he's putting out hours worth of content for them each week compared to how long it takes most musicians to put out an hour of material.

The company has had a bunch of big artists not being on the platform (beatles, tool, prince), so one or two boomers pulling the plug on them isn't going to make a dent. Unless it's a big label threatening to pull their whole catalog it's not an effective threat and no big label is realistically going to do that. Let the whole thing blow over and in a few weeks everyone complaining will be pissed at something else instead.

ban trannies

well you have to look at the contract. if you can cover the costs from breaching the contract then you do it to save face. if the breach is too expensive/not worth the trouble, you just ride it out onto the sunset. you do what tv networks do, the views expressed by so and so do not reflect the views of the company. bim bam, case closed.

stay on topic

>letting them speak is equivalent to murder.
>them

How many masks are you wearing right now?

don't do anything. don't acknowledge anything. just wait, ride it out, and people will move on to the next "outrage". it will be memoryholed.

I'd pay my publicist to promote Neil's new Amazon free trial deal and wait a few days and then call Joni and ask her if she feels duped.

Unrelated but I'd put R. Kelly back on playlists.

Christ bro, take your meds...

Pay artists more
Kick him off and ban him from Twitter as well (all these companies are owned by the same people, and no it’s not the Jews)

You don't know what a leftist is.
Joe Rogan is more leftist than 95% of politicians

I'm a left man and I don't agree

Only sensible solutions

>head of PR

But this is too reasonable and logical.
The leftists demand censorship

You leftists are such fucking hypocrites. Just admit you don’t like Joe Rogan and you think his fans are white trash hillbillies beneath you, and that you were doing this to show them that you are in control and dictate their lives

>we will not begin to decide which artist art or opinions are Valid or sage

Are you stupid? Most of the revenue comes from Podcasts. The second most popular person on Spotify is probably Bill Simmons and the Ringer

Rogan's show is well past its peak, no sense in keeping him around anymore

use spotify money to buy Any Forums, then delete pol and indirectly ruin joe rogan podcast. reeee sa-ge

The only answer

Make Alex Jones a permanent co-host. This will add entertainment value and make people less inclined to take Rogans shit seriously at face value.

Wait a few months, when covid is forgotten Rogan will be back to pre lockdown numbers and nobody will give a shit about him.

>Wait a few months, when covid is forgotten
lol

>call security
>ask them to round up all non-binary degenerates from the offices
>have them sent to a re-education camp where they will listen to Ted Nugent and Pantera exclusively
>they are allowed back to their job when they retvrn to tradition and start to identify as straight and white

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