Going out to a bar give me some stupid pickup lines to try
Going out to a bar give me some stupid pickup lines to try
Easton Myers
Jayden Parker
"Nice shoes, let's fuck"
Isaac Stewart
Hey nice drink you got there you down to drink something else? Pee on her
Kayden Russell
Offer a girl a drink. As you hand it to her say, "Does this taste like roofies?"
Samuel Hall
Or just wait outside with a van and say get in or else... youll miss the party
Wyatt Cook
get an 8 ball and be done wt it.
Ryder Cook
Damn girl, did you fart? Because you're blowing me away.
Damn girl, are you a middle school? Because I wanna shot kids inside you.
Damn girl, did you piss yourself? Because urinate out of ten.
Damn girl, are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna take a bath with you.
Isaac Russell
Wanna try getting pregnant and have an abortion before the state trigger law kicks in?
Xavier Reyes
"Hi, I'm only standing here because I farted over there."
Leo Sanchez
"Are you an angel? Cause Im allergic to feathers" then vomit on her
Jaxson Jones
Disgusting.
A terrible reference to make here, and yet I understood it. Lets go jump into a fire together.
Cameron Wood
Damn girl, are you a cigarette?
Because I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
Kevin Jenkins
What's flippin?
Robert Brown
pick up lines aren't a thing, beta
Christian Wright
Walk up to her and say “Damn girl are you retarded because I can tell you’re special”
Carter Collins
I gave a girl the middle finger for taking to many selfies next to me. She gave me a back rub, and told me she'd see me later with a lot of appreciation. I was so mad I left the bar.
Eli Rogers
Hi I’m user and I’m a sexual predator
Ryder Gutierrez
HEY FAGGOT! Make sure you get that full lunge compacity breath this way you destroy.
Dylan Adams
>pick up lines aren't a thing, beta
They do if you aren't a fat disgusting useless sperg.
Julian Price
Ask as many girls you can if you can pee on them, eventually one will say yes.
Robert Ward
Nice pants, did you get them on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place