Let's play a game.
Let's play a game
This is gay
Green > California
Texas retakes Oklahoma Colorado New Mexico and Kansas
Rerolling to restore Texas to its former glory
Green has taken the Western seaboard with fierce dubs. Blue is cut off in the East.
nah we'd fuck your faggot ass up like we did at the battle of glorieta pass during the civil war
>steers and queers and I don't see no horns on ya boy
you're a bunch of upjumped fags who couldn't cut it in Kentucky
get fucked homo
Blue > Penn, Ohio
Purple, take the Dakotas, then west to Washington
Yellow > all of the states
I win you lose gg wp
How about Hawaii, and take Half reward for being a break-in faction.
I have also adjudted the roll chart to make it easier to play.
Oop, forgot file
Purple go to Ohio, then south
Yellow attack California I guess?
These rolls suck wet rancid asshole.
Blue, advance south toward florida
Yellow attacks commiefornia, Washington, Oregon
Yellow takes 2 states.
Adjusting roll chart again, game is going too slow.
Goddammit, forgot the file again.
Blue > Pennsylvania > WV
Yellow attacks Washington, Alaska, Nevada
And Idaho I guess lol
Blue recovers a little in the east, yellow makes a thundering charge across the west.
Purple > Ohio, Kentucky, Kansas, Missoirr
Blue for Ohio and kentucky
Yellow attacks Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Arizona
Reroll
Blue for Kanas NC Virginia Indiana
Red for Kansas, Missouri, Kentucky, Ohio