Last month, I was going in on a one night stand with this reaally hot girl. Things we getting hot, I layed her on her bed, unzipped my fly, and right as I'm putting it in, she asks "Where's your condom?". Right then and there I instantly went flaccid, pulled up my pants, and walked the fuck out. Using a condom is not real sex. If you actually use a condom, you a fucking a bag and you don't have an ounce of dignity, and you may even be a pathetic cuckold. Shame on you for fucking a bag, and not a real pussy.
>but! safe sex safe sex! Pull out, have your woman tie her tubes, birth control, even early abortion.
>inb4 STDs Don't be an unhealthy fat barrel of monkey spunk, and you should be fine. Don't be an idiot, either.
>inb4 angery libtards, kys, idiot, autist, etc By telling me these things you are confirming your status as a cuck to me. Get off my thread
If you refuse to fuck the BAG, you have my respect, user.
agreed only exception i would have with this is for anal. like if it’s a random chick i don’t want to risk getting shit on my dick. with my gf i won’t use one regardless
Dylan Phillips
I will NEVER fuck the bag. Good, healthy thread.
Jaxon Perez
ngl I creampied a girl for the first time at 23 (first time I wasn't fucking an escort and had legit sex). Fucking a girl's pussy can't be compared with sex with a condom. I know this retarded thread is bait but true sex feels so good as long as you have a bit of commitment with the girl.
Btw, she can get pregnant only like 3 days in a month and by vaginal penetration or oral (unlike anal), the guy has less than 1% of getting AIDS or some shit.
I wore a condom once my first time having sex when I was a kid. Only worked because I was excited. After that I could never use one. Condoms suck
Robert Richardson
bruh youre going to create HIV for straight people doing shit like this
Jacob Mitchell
Should be birth control or gtfo
Nathan Kelly
>being fit will protect you from the herp and the aids this is amazing advice coming from someone who will neither be fit nor get laid
Josiah Gray
i was friendzoned by this girl for months but i genuinely enjoyed her company so i said fuck it and continued hanging with her. anyway one night she's suddenly starting to get frisky and like a fucking retard my way of saying "wanna fuck?" was asking her if she wanted me to use a condom. she smiled and said yeah so i grab the condom and put it on and within 3 pumps i remembered condoms fucking suck and lost my hard on. it was awkward and i couldnt look her in the eyes anymore after that so i ghosted her.
fuck condoms
William Lee
I'm 99% sure condom sex ruined my last long term relationship. Sex was never good so we resorted to weird fetishes, and then open relationship, and then failed relationship. Always wanted the condom no matter what.
Flash forward 2 years I creampie new gf on the pill weekly and now we are married.
Sometimes I put on a condom when I jack off so it feels less like masturbation and a little like sex. Thanks to your insight, I will now consider using 2 condoms at once. I am going to fuck the bag like I fucked your mom.
>using condom is not real sex virgin >have your woman tie her tubes cut your nuts off. you own no one. >Get off my thread make me, virgin >you have my respect worthless
just KYS, loser
Isaac Murphy
u mad vagina? It's a bait thread but we all know he's right.
hahaha like you'd trust a random guy not to cum in you ?
Michael Perez
And you clearly are wrong and trying to escape my point. Cute bait thread btw.
Jacob Nguyen
Show tits w timestamp
Anthony Taylor
even if a vagina felt exactly like a man's hand(it doesnt its a lot better) it still would be worse. your brain releases a cocktail of chemicals that get you high as fuck off the smell and feel of pussy.
Benjamin Smith
Checked
Thomas Scott
Eh, I think you're putting too much effort and thought into this. If you don't want to use a condom for "max pleasure" or whatever, then just do it that way.
John Cruz
>pull out That's not effective. >Have your woman tie her tubes A medical procedure instead of just wearing a condom? lol, have fun being a virgin forever. >birth control Yes, but that does nothing for STDs >Abortions But you Trumptards have made this illegal.
>Don't be unhealthy and you won't get STDs Are you retarded? What does your health have to do with catching a disease you fucking idiot?
>angry libtards Kill yourself, incel.
Blake Ross
condoms are great. its like a 1-up ! fuck till you're about to cum then whip one on and you're fuckin for a extra 10 - 20 mins. bitches bitch about taking too long to cum but fuck them I'm fucking over here
