I just punched my girlfriend in the face. Had a stupid argument and she flipped the TV then chucked my PS5 against the wall and I snapped and clocked her in the jaw.
Im fucked b/ros. I felt so ashamed i called the cops on myself and told them what i did. Got arrested but she didnt want to press charges.
Ive just ruined my life, non of our friends will talk to me again after this.
What the fuck do I do b/ros
LARP.
You don't have a girlfriend, and you're too much of a autistic pussy to ever confront someone, much less assault them.
why would you call the cops on yourself? just tell your friends you guys are into bdsm and if they judg you for it they are a racism
My gf got punched in the face by her ex bf, and now I’m gunna rob him and take his wallet as a trophy. You better watch it boy, and carry a strap
Because i felt ashamed for hitting her so i just fessed up and called the cops
A strap for what dickhead. How does that help
Why would i larp about this its fucking shamefull. This is the only place i can talk openly about it
That's great except you used reddit spacing so everything you said is irrelevant and you're a fucking faggot
Because of your faggotry and autism? Who the fuck knows.
because your lonely life is so much worse than the larp you are pretending,
and that's just pathetic.
>I felt so ashamed i called the cops on myself and told them what i did.
there's your first mistake.
you let her know how much of a pussy you are.
she is sitting on her psychological throne now and will forever hold that "I didnt press charges" card.
you have lost every argument, every suggestion, every single point of view from now on in that relationship.
They are called paragraphs you idiot. Go back to school kid.
ask me how I know you're a gullible newfag, ask me!
Lol. You deserve every bad thing that happens to you now. Not because you hit her, but because you incriminated yourself.
>I felt so ashamed i called the cops on myself and told them what i did
Try suicide
Well you are a fucking idiot
I totally get it, she shouldn’t be breaking your shit and being toxic
But you should if been a man and just dumped her right then and there and
Kicked her out.
It is shameful but she was no saint she edged it out of you and you let her win, next time control your fucking emotions retard.
Didn't even know ps5 was a thing. Man I'm so fuckin poor lmfao. Never had a gf either. I can not relate to this thread at all. As a side note, I have the noose already tied, might do it soon. Fuck Satan.
>falling for a larp
lol
Im not lonely thats the point. Im going to lose all my friends
Ask me how I know you still give a flying fuck about calling out bullshit on a mongolian basketweaving forum
after over a decade of shitposting, you'll learn to go with the flow, after all everything posted here is a work of artistic falsehood.
no need to exit your mother's basement to have friends.
try it instead of lying on Any Forums, you might like it
Her father has come out and said she was hacked.....
Her father is defending the little woman who punched her about.. LMAO
Nah cowards way out. If im going im taking people with me
>damage control: the post
I will fucking find you Mason Greenwood and I will decapitate your head off with my fucking sweet katana sword.
A camera. Because this is going in my cringe folder.
Ok i couldn't find that Pic imagine Shrek with a camera
shut up op, samefagging is pathetic.
Yeah you're right but i cant just kick her out its her house too.
Anyway i know im in the shit. This doesnt help
Real Advice: Maybe it's time to grow up and stop playing video games. If you did something productive with your life, you could move out of town, make new friends and find a new girl who doesn't smash your shit.
hilarious and original, user.
Anything else you want to get your panties in a bunch over?
maybe if i throw in some reddit spacing?
would that help you?
take it easy, little man.
Nope dad doesnt give a fuck. Not seen him in 25 years
What a fucking asshole you are
>inb4 faggot
You know how we know this is a LARP? No one on Any Forums has a girlfriend, let alone a girlfriend and a PS5.
Go back to Plebbit, obvious 12 year old attempting to sound like they THINK an adult sounds.
Move out genius, stay only until you can leave without any repercussions
What are you a child? Women always act like this, they can get away with it, should of packed your shit and left
All hail the white knight!
There are a ton of rich and attractive people here.
This world is total bullshit, all I spawned with was a big nose and no money! Fuck Satan.
Maybe start by stopping larping u faggot bitch boy
Yeah packed my fucked up PS5 and smashed tv.
>not shoving the broken pieces of PS5 up her snatch
Did you even try, user?
Not yet. But that is most helpfull advise anyone has given me so far
Your tv is broke retard leave it
I know how it is to have a toxic bitch going full autistic on you, you just leave that’s it
If they start breaking shit grab them in a non violent way and escort them out
Pro tips don’t punch a women because she will do exactly what she did.
It's not like you can win a fist fight against a man, what's a beta supposed to do? Get your cum dumpster in check, weakling.
Why do people think this is a larp. Why would i larp about doing something so shamefull as hitting a woman.
Kill the bitch bro its the only way you can redeem yourself...
I will find all Mason Greenwood’s and give them a quick death with my Freaking cool Katana
To throw the faggot in pic under bus.
Normally i do when she goes full autist. This one time i snapped
Would you one if I fuck your ex now?
I could show her how a real man punches and fucks
You should go all out now
Just beat by he absolute fuck out of her and leave
You already hit her, give her the 1950’s treatment
Fuck off
She threw your ps5 against the wall, she got what she deserved.
I called the police on mine when she stole my ps5.
got the ps5 back too
all these hoes do is play games, you should too. protect the ps5.