Would you move to Australia? Why or why not, Any Forums?

Its full of cunts, both the sick and shit types

Any one that thinks Australia is a good place to live needs to go and fucking neck yourself. It is a shithole. Go to some good European country. We gonna get taken over by China soon anyway and you don't want to be here when that happens.

I always found the whole "A cup titties = CP" law to be logically interesting. Are women not allowed to vote if their titties are too small because they're considered children? Are you a child molester if your girlfriend's titties are too small? If a woman with small titties is considered a child, does that mean she can never have sex with an adult? If not, is she obligated to have sex with minors who are considered to be as young as her titties are small?

Where in Europe then? Please don't say Eastern Europe, it's a shithole too.

Do not do it.
I've lived on 3 continents and travelled to a few more. I can tell you that Australia is the UGLIEST environment you could possibly imagine. The sun is intense enough to turn your face into a leather handbag by age 30. The Eucalyptus trees (ugly environmental hazards) suck all the water out of the soil making the land dry, anemic, and colourless. As if that weren't bad enough, come to the shitties and you will be visually and spiritually assaulted by soul-destroying ugly architecture that makes Soviet blocks look tasteful and cultured.

This place gets you down, and Aussies are intensely in denial about this (muh greatest happiest country ever, piss off if ya don't love it). The cope here is so unbelievable that if you don't play along, you WILL be noticed.

Just don't do it, don't live in an ugly place surrounded by toxic people constantly trying to one-up each other over petty bullshit coz their lives are so miserable due to said ugly environment. I'd instantly teleport to Europe or North America if I could.

>Abbo worship.
Literally fucking where?
I've never seen anyone even acknowledge them as human.

The Australia Day protests every year.

No, it's completely inconsistent, and basically boils down to 'if a judges decides it's CP it's CP even if it isn't CP.'

I'd rather go to Cuba than the Communist shithole of Australia.
Australia is one bad day away from becoming North Korea, fuck going there.
They should be invaded by American troops asap.

>They should be invaded by American troops asap.
KEK, they'd melt before they hit the beaches, then stop fighting because nobody tipped em, and because the transgender major wants everyone back on the carrier for xer's validity ceremony.

northern europe, scotland or ireland maybe, germany, shit like that. not eastern europe, i know its a shithole worse than Australia

It's nicer across the ditch in New Zealand

> lives in a country with overbearing and controlling government and totalitarian police force
> where would you want to move user
> I dunno some eastern European place
kek that has to be joke right?

Why am I moving?

It's actually too hot. Like sweltering, unrelenting nostril burning hot, every single fucking day

I am an american. If I had my expenses paid for and the opportunity to marry someone for dual citizenship then fuck yeah, bonus points if the marriage is real.
I would love to be a plumber or something in australia. I am Latino though so dont know if australians have a gripe against latino americans. Can i own guns and shoot em?

It's not even the heat, it's that nigger humidity. I've been in a hot California desert and I found that more tolerable than Australian humidity.

this dude thinks you can own guns in australia

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Yeah well fuck you man
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I dont know shite about australia, just that they have accents, it is hot, the women can be hot, and up north there are giant alligators that can kill you.

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pfffttt...... You could easily fit another 50-500 million Asians.

No, everything is deadly poisonous. On the 7th day God rested, Satan snuck in and created Australia and filled it with creatures from Hell.

well yeah dude, no gun ownership, they are super strict about it. There are some gun ranges around, but the weapons are like bolted to a steel rail (where i have been to) and the workers take the guns in and out, otherwise no contact for you
We have accents, yes, but everywhere does, to be fair. it is very hot in summer, women are average kind of hot, imo, and yeah, northern half is full of salt water crocs that will chomp on you like you are a snack.
also, ocean gets lots of great white and bull sharks, as well as some tiger sharks
funnel web spiders are a problem in sydney as they are super venomous and generally lots of different venomous or poisonous animals in the wild
also kangaroos that will literally fuck your shit up if you piss them off, and thats just the basic stuff, not even the dumbass, overbearing, controlling government, annoying police, anime being pedo bait, worst internet on the planet, so unbelievably influenced by american culture it isnt even funny anymore and the amount of people that think australia is a great place and if you disagree, no one talks to you and actively tries to socially and mentally harm you
Fuck Australia. I hope we get nuked

No because one time when I visited Darwin, this wombat the entire night. Thankfully it healed.