I work at home and jack off to porn half of the time, taking money from corporate America.
AMA
I work at home and jack off to porn half of the time, taking money from corporate America.
AMA
Where's the penis?
based
thoughts on taco bell
What do you jerk to the most and how often?
holy shit i thought only Feds were lazy.
me too, man. i vape legal weed and lay a bunch of pretend pipe. the amount of money i get paid to masturbate while high is absolutely insane.
whats ur job title
are you Jeff Toobin?
you are not so special. I do the same thing.
Thanks and nice dubs
Taco Bell will go bankrupt for doubling their prices on the $1 menu
Step daughter/siter and milf porn.
Super hot shit
Not lazy, just bored af and fuck the ceo he makes 1-5m a year
Ikr covid really made life better in some ways
Inside sales rep
No, is that a meme?
i mean not everyone can get themselves an insanely good paying and also cushy job that actually provides time for something like that. i make almost $200k and i've got one call today lol.
i was wfh years before covid, but sure
I thought all of us here do that. Imagine not being able to jerk off while you work.
Same but Ive gotten 3 kek
What job title and industry u working in to make 200k per year?
Same. I make like $20-40k a month jacking off. WFH corporate life is good.
Absolutely living the dream. I've got a great paying job. Most days I do about an hour of actual work, spend probably about 2 hours masturbating and the rest of the day is spent screwing around online or playing xbox. My performance reviews are always outstanding and I get big, quarterly bonuses. I love my life.
Same, I’m at work right now.
I fucking love quarterly bonuses
Do you have a significant other?
D-grade beef I wouldn't even give my fucking dog