I work at home and jack off to porn half of the time, taking money from corporate America

I work at home and jack off to porn half of the time, taking money from corporate America.

AMA

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Where's the penis?

based

thoughts on taco bell

What do you jerk to the most and how often?

holy shit i thought only Feds were lazy.

me too, man. i vape legal weed and lay a bunch of pretend pipe. the amount of money i get paid to masturbate while high is absolutely insane.

whats ur job title

are you Jeff Toobin?

you are not so special. I do the same thing.

Thanks and nice dubs
Taco Bell will go bankrupt for doubling their prices on the $1 menu
Step daughter/siter and milf porn.
Super hot shit
Not lazy, just bored af and fuck the ceo he makes 1-5m a year
Ikr covid really made life better in some ways
Inside sales rep
No, is that a meme?

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i mean not everyone can get themselves an insanely good paying and also cushy job that actually provides time for something like that. i make almost $200k and i've got one call today lol.

i was wfh years before covid, but sure

I thought all of us here do that. Imagine not being able to jerk off while you work.

Same but Ive gotten 3 kek

What job title and industry u working in to make 200k per year?

Same. I make like $20-40k a month jacking off. WFH corporate life is good.

Absolutely living the dream. I've got a great paying job. Most days I do about an hour of actual work, spend probably about 2 hours masturbating and the rest of the day is spent screwing around online or playing xbox. My performance reviews are always outstanding and I get big, quarterly bonuses. I love my life.

Same, I’m at work right now.

I fucking love quarterly bonuses

Do you have a significant other?

D-grade beef I wouldn't even give my fucking dog