You think you understand slidding?
You think you understand slidding?
no, I need a lesson or two or more
No, I don't think I do. Would you be so kind as to show me, Mr. Sixx?
The hot, sick ass fumes... They signal that dinner is ready
>understand slidding?
no, i'm lost. pls halp
hEUUUUUUUUGH
give me a fucking shitlog andy huehuehuheuhuehue I'm POOOMING
No, sir. I'm new to slidding but I'm eager to learn.
>Captcha: AOGGY
That's nearly LOGGY. E BTFO.
>They signal that dinner is ready
They're undeniably slidding and I dare anyone who has the balls to claim otherwise. Go on. Don't forget to provide proof. You can't. You know it's true.
I'll admit, I can't. Please direct me to the proper logs.
I need a corn studded behemoth in my throat right now or I will literally die.
>inb4 eustace
tempting
Can you give me a refresher? My brain is a bit clogged…
You open your throat and Andy shits in your mouth. It's so fucking hawt.
that sounds so dreamy. I need a demonstration, pls
His bowel buffet? His brap banquet? You're fuckin' LYIN' if you say you wouldn't.
His retroactive rectal release?
His colon calamities?
His heaving hogwash?
His blistering back blast?
His coma-corn drones?
His creamy magnetic poles?
His municipal sewage cloggers?
His redirected rectum recoil?
His unleaded intestinal queef?
His post Boston Market launch lift?
His terrible rocket release splash over?
His room filling steamy stench?
His disgraceful dookie dumping?
His famous flatulence filenames?
His toe stubbers on the living room carpet?
His fourth term balcony butt blowout?
His Funkadelic loose booty?
His road worn bacon strips?
His fucking rage at financial shit stains?
His diesel powered diaper dumps?
I need some SHIT