Found these under my wife's side if the bed. She told me she hasn't used them...

Found these under my wife's side if the bed. She told me she hasn't used them, and that her friend got them for her as a gag gift. What should I do?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's funny?

JJAJAJAJAJA

Kek what a pathetic thread. You thought you were some hot shit creating this thread, expecting people to flood you with replies and memes.
No lol. Time to gas yourself for the very good of mankind, you little subhuman. Oh my God, what a terrible OP you are. Ruined this entire board with this dumb thread..

Garbage. Shoot any looters...maybe, but throw into garbage.

Its ok whiteboi, you are learning your place in this natural cycle.

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>"wife"
>the kind of beta mentally ill faggot that spams Any Forums with BBC porn instead of working
>projects small penis and beta male energy on others
>will die alone

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On a scale of 1 to l'chaim, how Jewish is OP?

Do you guys actually think she uses them?

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She tells me she really enjoys my cock and that its perfect for her

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Why are you asking Any Forums for advice? Ask your rabbi.

you don't have a wife, faggot. no one would ever marry you, coomercuck

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>This thread arrives.

What the fuck?

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Hey rabbi, did you get lost on the way to Any Forums?

who's cock is the one on the right a mold off?... asking for my wife

Not Jewish, I'm an atheist.
Been with her for over ten years bud, but ok

>circumcised

Tiny Jewish cock

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you're a lying mentally ill faggot, but ok

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Not sure, it says doc Johnson on it, and that one had a hose a syringe hooked up to it for some reason. The other one was still in the box, prince yahshua

Shove them up your ass obviously.

is this the biggest you get? which positions do you have sex with such a size?

Yeah, that's pretty much it. And we tend to do doggy or her on her back with her knees to her shoulders

> What should I do?

Put one in your mouth, put one in your ass, and send a .45 ACP on a journey through your brain from your right ear to your left ear.

why don't you have any images of 'your wife' with your 2 giant black dildos, faggot? not one? let me guess, she's in canada?

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