WIZZARDS OF Any Forums
>be me
>almost 30
>incel kissless dateless virgin
>only boob I touched was at work
>the boob was severed from a human body
>first boob I touched in my life was from a cadaver
>worry
>can I still become a wizzard or am I doomed to become necormancer?
Necromancers are specialist wizards. I have never understood giving up at least one "opposing" school, but you do you.
well, what were I supposed to do?
My job requieres me to handle severed boobs...
I fail to see the problem. Fucking ghosts, corpses, or sleep paralysis demons doesn't interfere with your magical powers. It doesn't count, same way fucking your hand doesn't count.
(disclaimer: I've never fucked a ghost)
You misunderstand because the wizard meme confuses cause and effect.
Wizards aren't wizards because they are virgins. Wizards are virgins because they are wizards.
I.e. once you have wizard powers, the idea of sex pales in comparison.
People think wizard powers are just a meme, but they're real. Not magical in nature - magic doesn't exist, ofc - but real all the same.
holy fucking necromancer. or would you prefer dark mage?
Kek what a pathetic thread. You thought you were some hot shit creating this thread, expecting people to flood you with replies and memes.
No lol. Time to gas yourself for the very good of mankind, you little subhuman. Oh my God, what a terrible OP you are. Ruined this entire board with this dumb thread..
Oh ffs, as if Any Forums doesn't have enough crypt-dwelling dark mages already. This is why we can't have good parties.
Thanks for the bump, spambot.
Gonna be 26 soon and never had sex. I am somewhat excited to get my wizard powers honestly.
Losing it to a high school freshmen as an 8th grader was pretty badass. I was the only kid having sex and won a bunch of fights that year. Good times. Set me up for a very enjoyable future full of popularity and women.
>popularity
>women
Normalfag, don't you ever wonder what you're missing out on?
1 more day and I'll be a 30 yo kissless virgin. Don't really feel like a wizard. Might get powers at some point I guess?
You'll only get powers when you're open to receiving them.
Once you embrace a life of freedom focused on _yourself_, the things you can achieve are incredible.
And the time and money you save by not having a wife certainly help.
>necormancer
You got it backwards. A necromancer raises the dead. With soviet necrophilia, the dead raise you!
necromancy is supposed to be one of the strongest magic, not because of the damage numbers or something like that, but because raising the dead is not simply saying the right words, only the most talented wizards can achieve that level, and raising the dead is just a simple example of their power.
>very enjoyable future full of popularity and women.
And now you're a Any Forumstard. Where did it all go so wrong, user?
I browse pol while smoking in the afternoon and added b the other night cause of the alien thing. Saw this and chimed in. Life's still very comfy I'm happy to say.
Kinda. Wanna fill me in? What were you accomplishing while I was having sex and chasing girls
Why haven't you ever kissed a woman? Seriously, whats the problem.
Double Master's (Math+Physics)
Career in QC & AI
Partially retired at 36 (I just work two days a week because it's fun and because I own 30% of the company, not because I have to)
Plenty of hobbies to engage in on off days
Can go on vacation as often and as long as I want
Don't get me wrong, I sometimes miss not having children.
But I wouldn't want to give up my current lifestyle for that, no fucking way.
also almost 30. had some decent luck in my mid 20s. Last few years sexless, kissless again. I feel like I will become a wizard none-the-less.
Yeah so you basically accomplished all the things I wish I would have done. I'd like a better education and currently I run multiple small businesses although none of them are very successful. On the flip side I typically always have a female companion of high quality and live in relative comfort. The persuit of women also pushed me in athletics and now I have pilots licences and climbing accomplishments, but that's basically what my life's amounted to, women and mountain sports to impress women and pass time cause I'm not wealthy. Having all the assets you have would probably have giving me the stability I need to start a family. Why don't you go out and get the woman and a family now? Seems like you're really close to having won the game. Are you trying to do anything else first?
Wizard age is 40 not 30. C'mon.