Sexual events in your life?

Sexual events in your life?
Petty crimes you committed?
Polar Bear habitat you've destroyed?
>based on and inspired by true events in your life with creative liberties welcome

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When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times

When I was 14ish, I broke into the milf next door's house and stole every single pair of panties I could find. Emptied her panty drawer, even went through the hamper and laundry. Every. Single. Pair.

Kek what a pathetic thread. You thought you were some hot shit creating this thread, expecting people to flood you with replies and memes.
No lol. Time to gas yourself for the very good of mankind, you little subhuman. Oh my God, what a terrible OP you are. Ruined this entire board with this dumb thread.

got my dick sucked in front of a giraffe at the zoo. it was a night exhibit and the giraffe enclose was off limits but we snuck inside. it was dark but im sure it could see everything as i shot my load into her face

oh the polar bear is not the panda from the world wildlife fund and a protectrd species mascot of coca-cola and the inuit eskimo is inside the bear or the bear has an inuit inside inother words one isn't always what one eats. wheats. oats. I thought of yankee white for a sec

>Sexual events in your life?
Me and then gf lost our virginity to each other when she got home from having her appendix out.
Same gf sucked my dick in cinema watching Scream 4.
Same gf sucked my dick in countless car parks at night.
Same gf sucked my dick while at an open house viewing until people came upstairs.
>Petty crimes you committed?
No comment
>Polar Bear habitat you've destroyed?
I throw used car batteries in the ocean along with plastic straws I got off Amazon.

Lost my virginity with this girl who got pregnant and had to take her boyfriend's virginity to explain it. That same girl convinced her best friend to have a pseudo-threesome with me.
I used to break into houses for fun, I got really good at it and I still have most of the skills
Once collected ants from two different colonies without thinking it through. They massacred each other.

Got me.

In response to the thread...
>As a child, I was a Sonderkommando
>I worked my ass off from 4am to Midnight
>My superiors rewarded my work ethic
>I was given command of a child unit
>The unit had 23 children, 11-13 yrs old
>I selected replacements for the unit also
>I had tens of thousands of kids to choose
>I just had to keep the number at 23
>I went with an all female unit
>Those who aged out were processed
>Those who complained were processed
>Those who bored me were processed
>It wasn't an issue processing out girls
>I could replace all 23 100x over ever day
>I didn't go that far but got close some days
>It was rewarding selecting new kids
>It was as rewarding processing prior kids
Best job I've ever had in my life.

Let my friend from elementary school pee on me. We are 22 now.

dated a trans girl in college that had a bigger cock than me

Blew my first load at 13 in my adult neighbor’s mouth. I mowed the yard and he had me come in and porn was playing on the tv. He was in gym shorts and hard, I just stared at the bulge. He asked if I wanted to watch, and before long we were naked. He sucked me off then I did him. Great summer, I got blowjobs every week.

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 9 yo polar bear quite a few times

Convinced a drunk chick to shit in my mouth and swallowed every last bit of her hard turd. Felt super sick afterwards and shitting out shit smells the fucking worst. She thought I was a total weirdo and hasn't talked to me since.

Paid a trans chick 200 bucks to suck her cock til she came in my mouth. Best 200$ I've ever spent. Still shoot loads thinking about it and I'm getting hard just talking about it.

I ate pussy yesterday

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You paid $200 to suck SOMEONE ELSE'S cock!? My mind is full of fuck, you must b the worst negotiator in the world!

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Girl liked to be slapped about. I wasn't, and am not, into it. I'm really quite big, she's small. Knocked her out with an open hand. Ended up fucking her when she was out cold, just because. She woke up, and got crazy turned on about the situation. Wanted me to do it again and again. Did it once more but was uncomfortable, didn't do anything for me

I let two older kids rape me during a week long scout camp when I was 14.

They were in my same scout troop but 15 and 16.

I was getting bullied by them. It was pretty severe since I almost cried a couple times while they were calling me names, stealing my swimming suit, making me walk back to our campsite with nothing covering my junk but my hands., etc.

They started teasing me about how if they ever caught me alone deep in the woods, they were going to tie me up and fuck me so violently that I would squeal like a pig.

In passing they started shouting things like "Oink Oink Faggot. You're going to squeal loud!" They said it 4 or 5 times in a single day.

The last time was later in the afternoon. I told them to fuck off because, "I'm going to walk about a mile that way where there are no trails, no camps, nothing but more trees."

I started walking. I looked back figuring they wouldn't follow me and they weren't... at first.

A few minutes into my walk though I could hear them catching up to me.

Sure enough, they grabbed me. Had me walk farther and farther away from everything..

Finally stopped a slight clearing with a bunch of trees. One kid pulled a bunch of paracord out of his backpack.

I let them tie my hands together. I had second thoughts when they pulled my shirt up and cut it off since they couldn't get it passed my tied up hands.

They took off my shoes, socks, pants and boxers. Tied my ankles together Wrapped a bunch of cord around my neck and then around a tree. I couldn't get more than a foot away from the tree without the rope starting to choke me.

Pretty pathetic I know :( But it was so worth it!

Love peeping on my neighbor. Dirty fucking slut doesn't know i cum watching her change every night

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