>*walks on your keyboard during your programming session*
*walks on your keyboard during your programming session*
>cures your autism and depression just by existing
*picks up and grabs belly*
kill cate
in emacs this is just
C-/
go away carmack
>(/:@/:nn) { ; 0.01 (] + [ * [: i. [: # ]) &.>
cats are based
I have an old thinkpad that I keep on a dock and use as a sever. I created an account just for the cats. I leave the lid up and like to check on the bash history on the account. I adore my cats.
cat cat.c | cat | gcc -x c -
have they accidentally done anything interesting?
*throws it into a woodchipper*
Cattoddlers BTFO
>*pull my keyboard usb the second the cat jumps up*
Never. But seeing their attempts to use a computer always gives me the fuzzies.
I once lost a ship to a gatecamp in Eve when my cat jumped onto my keyboard.
Time to write a regex
*puts cat on keyboard*
cute
cute cat but disgusting bed
soul
>move in with Grandmother
>she has old tom cat
>always jumping on desk or begging for attention when anyone is on a PC
>decide to meet cat halfway because he's a cool guy
>let him sit in my lap while I play L4D
>he fucking loves it
>zones out on screen and follows the action for hours
>over time he figures out that the keyboard makes things move on screen
>he starts pawing at the space bar while I'm playing to make my character jump
>end up shooting zombies with catbro all of the time
>learn his timing
>bhop everywhere
>get kicked for cheating
Miss him more that Grandma desu.
>no balls, no worries
Holy fucking Reddit
forgot pic related
your dilation session
I miss my cat.
shut up, fag
Good morning sir!