*walks on your keyboard during your programming session*

>*walks on your keyboard during your programming session*

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>cures your autism and depression just by existing

*picks up and grabs belly*

kill cate

in emacs this is just
C-/

go away carmack

>(/:@/:nn) { ; 0.01 (] + [ * [: i. [: # ]) &.>

cats are based

I have an old thinkpad that I keep on a dock and use as a sever. I created an account just for the cats. I leave the lid up and like to check on the bash history on the account. I adore my cats.

cat cat.c | cat | gcc -x c -

have they accidentally done anything interesting?

*throws it into a woodchipper*

Cattoddlers BTFO

>*pull my keyboard usb the second the cat jumps up*

Never. But seeing their attempts to use a computer always gives me the fuzzies.

I once lost a ship to a gatecamp in Eve when my cat jumped onto my keyboard.

Time to write a regex
*puts cat on keyboard*

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cute

cute cat but disgusting bed

soul

>move in with Grandmother
>she has old tom cat
>always jumping on desk or begging for attention when anyone is on a PC
>decide to meet cat halfway because he's a cool guy
>let him sit in my lap while I play L4D
>he fucking loves it
>zones out on screen and follows the action for hours
>over time he figures out that the keyboard makes things move on screen
>he starts pawing at the space bar while I'm playing to make my character jump
>end up shooting zombies with catbro all of the time
>learn his timing
>bhop everywhere
>get kicked for cheating

Miss him more that Grandma desu.

>no balls, no worries

Holy fucking Reddit

forgot pic related

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your dilation session

I miss my cat.

shut up, fag

Good morning sir!