>disk wiper malware hits Finland >all drives completely wiped >no ports, can't recover anything, can't reinstall anything >has to go directly into the trash, just like their country
laptop hinges is weaker that 90yo auschwitz survivor's cock
Asher Miller
>headphone jack OP's a faggot, I'm leaving.
Aaron Phillips
its not in the laptop itself you retard
Jayden Smith
you bill buy it and you vill be happy
Lincoln Johnson
wait, what? How do those ports talk to the laptop?
Xavier Roberts
I guess that's cool as a concept piece, but fuck actually using this. The minimum viable thickness of a laptop is determined by the size of an ethernet port. A laptop that is only slightly thicker than an ethernet port is sufficiently thin for all practical purposes (easy to carry, fits in any bag), albeit perhaps not aesthetic ones.
Nolan Bell
so instead of the connectors being inside the laptop its now inside this adapter? Thats stupid.
Ian Mitchell
Great. More fucking trash for landfills.
Eli Adams
Freetards were harping on about muh TPM and muh Pluton when all they did was remove the usb ports and now freetards can't install le gentoo. 100% btfo. Do those usb ports attached to the charger even work in pre-boot environment? Or does it require some special driver in windows to work?
Daniel Parker
It's still vendor provided and a part of a charger.
Zachary Smith
Same way your phone can read your credit card: RFID.
Samuel Cooper
how the fuck can an RFID protocol send over a Thunderbolt-tier connection? I'm so confused
Chase Davis
>like a normal person low quality bait
Evan Kelly
are you sure? network booting could work and unless its well locked down you can do it from the included os too
Parker Hill
>Well except one: the power connector I guess they never heard of thunderbolt but I guess apple has a patent on the design.
Alexander Sanchez
oh fuck, this is going to be the new macbook air and in 5 years every single laptop will look like this
Robert Richardson
I'm going to just assume this is an art project and nothing more. No point even beginning on how retarded this is.
Dylan Kelly
Abysmal piece of shit. Everything cloud is cancer.
Henry Jackson
They should go full onions and adopt subscription model. Pay each month for the hardware you (don't) own or gtfo.