You now remember Marissa Mayer
You now remember Marissa Mayer
who?
She can ruin my company any day
imagine being trapped inside that ball
The woman that crashed Yahoo!
imagine if she farted into the ball haha
oshit!
HUHUHUHEHUEHUEHUHEEHUEHUHEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUE
Now I remembered to fap.
I remember she read a children’s book at a company wide meeting
I have settled with being a 42 year old virgin but seeing attractive women makes it difficult. Just look at her slick long lengs, her perfect posture and body, her shiny hair, her wholesome smile. How does sex feel like Any Forums?
My boss did this once. God I hate CEOs
>CEO of Yahoo
Is there a worse top job in the industry?
>How does sex feel like Any Forums?
You know where you are, right?
MY DICK REMEMBERS
She is so pretty
Anyone got the story about how 90% of the women in the company were always pregnant and how they had huge fights over fucking purses? It was to that effect, I remember those details. She turned it into a progressive shithole before that even became a thing.
Yahoo had a descent Javascript Lib before she joined its executive board.
dream
>mama, i got a job as a model! i'm finally starting my career
>shows up to industrial warehouse
>fat, bald chinese man just grunts and points to a latex gimp ball
>you get in, i take picture now.