Microsoft just dropped a pod

And it's everything
>The Flowspace Pod is a vision for the new normal
>a sanctuary for focus and deep work in highly collaborative hybrid workplaces where solo work time will become more precious.
>The pod won the Red Dot award for its design, earning itself the “best of the best of 2021"

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sirs a great morning to you !!! this looks very good from microsoft

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oh boy maybe they'll upgrade my wagie cage to the wage pod

>Rather than completely enclosing someone within a cubicle or blocked off environment, the Flowspace Pod has an open concept that still allows people to focus.

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So they stole my setup, vax everybody and where is my money, fuckface bill

where's my money

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please sir do not get angry. you will comply. you will enjoy the pod

>you WILL code in the pod

If I get ze pod, will it make me happy?

i mean the screen is too fucking massive but other than that, its not really a pod so i dont see the issue
now if we're going into a sealed container and shutting the door behind us, thats when ive got a problem

>stool
my back

they have plenty of those too
its literally POD RACING out there
hundreds of companies racing to get the best worker cuckpod to market

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How hard is it to wash cum off the walls?

Looks extraordinarily uncomfortable to work in.

>now if we're going into a sealed container and shutting the door behind us, thats when ive got a problem

>worker-4-5-3-1 we noticed you have been vacant from your pod for more than a designated break session
>please reenter the pod or we will use force

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good lord.
yeah, thats the moment i find another job.

Let's just remember that the majority of "design awards" are just paid awards, like buying a degree online.
They exist just to slap on your product and fool consumers into thinking the product is better than others.

If it doesn't keep my co workers the fuck away from me then it's worthless.

>You will live in the pod
>You will use windows 11 every day
>You will install updates according to the system schedule
>You will only play direct x12 games

where the fuck is the computer
am i supposed to work on some smart tv all in one bullshit?

that chair is the gayest looking chair i've ever seen

Absolutely. Santa Klaus will be proud and note you as a good boy

>Create concept art
>Create 30 second concept video
>Virtually no description about the Pod except a couple vague sentences
>Win "Best of the Best" award
Literally how??
I crawled the web for fucking answers and no one was even discussing this piece of shit
And there's virtually no information on it

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Still rather have an office full of these than work in an open floor layout.

>where the fuck is the computer
>am i supposed to work on some smart tv all in one bullshit?
it's only speculation because the designers were too fucking lazy
>features a computer that appears to be heavily inspired by the Surface Studio

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shit looks pretty cool though. If you have kids and shit and you run a business dont have to deal with kids/wife whatever can completely focus

>be me
>working in my new office pod
>accidently say le no-no word in a fit of rage
>pod locks me in and shuts off the fan
>suffocate and die while EMS does tiktok dances
>mfw

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It's like that took every bad about open memecept and cubicles and put them together just to torture wagies more

okay but what is it?

Does it have zune integration?