AEW DYNAMITE Gamethread #3

more pre-taped hype for a match setup this afternoon before the show than the world title tournament match

KEK and a half

>Stupid boy. Stupid boy. My best friend's a man.
That sounded so gay.

that was the longest promo in dynamite history (17 minutes)

beat out jericho and mjf’s musical (14 mins)

I feel the love

but enough about you

we stan our king Kenny

this show is mid as fuck its gonna be a slog until the elite and punk come back

Why don't you guys have any love for AEW's beautiful black queens?

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This Stuckey nigga ain’t it yall

Wasn't that last week?

Who the fuck is this show supposed to appeal to? Is this some kind of inside joke that I'm not a part of? This whole thing has been embarrassing and awful.

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I'm just constantly thinking about reddit. reddit and trannies actually. all the time.

OH YEAH GO SUCK A FUCK

Poor Maya Yukihi, sexy gook bitch had to sit through that horrendous segment.

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>>"Jungle Boy" Jack Perry
OH NO NO NO NO JACK PERRY BROS

youtube.com/watch?v=SPAAKVDDEUU

where do they get all those animals from?

I wanted a match longer than 2 min

Show needs an injection of phat ass to spark some interest.

Because none of them have rocking titties.

We’re watching a company who lost its soul dying in real time.

the crowd is totally QUITE

The inheritor of the will of WOOOOOO

>implying she understood a single thing

Did TK give Vince the book?

no signal lads

>back to just "Jungle Boy"
Zero dimes

Low T consumer manchildren. The coveted demo!
CM Punk?

The better debate question: which guest appearance was the real reason G4 just got canceled again? AEW, WWE or Wrestling Pro Wrestling?

>Show with Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, and the Lucha Bros wrestling
>all retards focus on is an introductory promo for a stable
kek

Best and only good part of that segment.

Its audience is larping like wrestling is still in the Attitude Era regardless of its actual quality

To that faggot in the last thread
Sara Salazar>>>Jessy Dubai

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No more Jack Perry. wtf

cute girl in the crowd

>Is this some kind of inside joke that I'm not a part of?
>he doesn't watch BTE + Dark + Dark Elevation + Sammy's vlog + Pizza Uno's blog + some other stuff I'm probably missing
If you're not going to make an effort to follow the story than it's OBVIOUSLY not for you.

the crowd is fucking DAD

>Punk suspended
>Kenny suspended
>Bucks suspended
>Mox going on Vacation
That leaves Jericho and Danielson as the only big names left. I sincerely hope Tony takes the next month and a half to build up some of these midcard guys that have been stuck there forever.

Lethal could do with a W over Jungle Boy but that would fuck up his storyline.

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Tony nuked this episode from orbit. You could tell from how Mox and Sammy were not invested. The only thing I'm interested is if Jamie screws Britt over in the match tonight. Danielson will definitely defeat Jericho. This episode was fucked from the beginning.

Im a few week behind why were the titles vacated!?!?!?

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For me, it's Queen Aminata

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serious question: does tony book all of this solely on how own? because this is insanity, and not in the thrilling way

booker of the year

these guys got good chemistry

Wait are they not gonna explain Christian being injured for 9 months after a win??

Sonny Kiss?

>posting trannies

>work for me or I'll give meltzer the recording of you calling nyla a faggot tranny

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Vince could book better than this even while senile

>mfw jamie braps

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It's almost like people talk about the thing that most recently occured

>another week
>another cutie pie in the crowd that makes me wanna kms

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Based Jungle Jack

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PITCHER IN PITCHER IF YOU DON' FINISH YER DRINK BEFORE THE END SKELETONS WILL FONDLE YOUR DICK

fuq

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No time we had to spend nearly 20 minutes introducing yet another stable full of dimeless geeks

Based Liv

disgusting

It’s like early 2010’s TNA where they had a bunch of guys they weren’t using and decided to throw them in a stable under the guise that they’re angry

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people in the crowd are leaving in DRONES

We do, it's just we usually post Traps to go along with the "AEW trannies"Memes.

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Mox will probably take his vacation after Full Gear

she cute

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You kill an MJF promo with Dimeless Mines 2.0 and then Jungle Shitter, Lethal & Great Value Khali

this stable is peak reddit

Tony couldn't build a lego tower

>JUNGLE LIFE
>IM LIVIN IN THE OPEN

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Kek was hoping someone would catch this
>Me sniffing Toni Storm’s farts

They always kill MJF promos I don't get it

absolutely zero chemistry

What a cruel fate that she has that massive cock while I'm over here barely rocking five inches.

YUMOLA IM GONNA CUMOLA

>leaving in DRONES
there's no drone powerful enough to lift the average amerimutt

Would be better then what has been so far, man has energy and ass, winning combo.

>There's only pink frosted donuts left in catering

what happened to Scorpio sky?

Wants to makes the Jungle Boy a Jungle Man

Americans really have a pretzel burger? wtf....

damn, aewSTACYS look like THAT?

Ethan Page should be a fucking Main Eventer and not part of the ding-dong diddly Firm.

>claps hands
>rubs hands
>chews gum

yep this is a tna stable

>It’s every year TNA where they had a bunch of guys they weren’t using and decided to throw them in a stable under the guise that they’re angry

Go back

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>Maya Yukihi finally in the United States
>Kenny’s suspended and chilling in Tokyo
A damn shame. If Kenny was here, Maya would be backstage talking about future appearances.

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FINNER MOVIE BROS

>Big Ass looks like he'd rather be anywhere else in the world
>4 other literal who shitters
Amazing new faction.

I miss when Taz use to make up lyrics to it.

Reports from people live at show that people are leaving in droves

>tna has its most stacked roster ever in 2010
>start forming stables like immortal and do 15 minute promos where they stand like geeks in the middle of the ring
>put nigel mcguinness in a suit
you're absolutely right. it's really saddening

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kek it really do be like that (need the webm of mox doing the same hand gesture, I think he says mother fuckerrrrrr in it)

Don’t feel bad. She shoot has HIV

Loafers + noshirt nosocks combo just makes me think this stable's gimmick is male prostitution.

Dudes in speedos manage to look less like strippers, somehow.

Pretzels and burgers are German inventions though

Remix Jones is pure dimes

Went back to his podcast

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Shame he bogged the fuck out of himself.
He was cuter as jailbait on Chaturbate.

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me on the left

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fuck this match, I'd rather browse reddit

CM punk still on the cover of the game lol

If this is early 2010’s TNA then Punk really was the Hogan, except without the sweet Abyss matches

tokyo game show :O

TK is using Jay Lethal like he should Scorpio Sky

women are such whores and deserve to be kept in check

AEW assigned-female-at-birth fans owe me sex.

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>Im a few week behind why were the titles vacated!?!?!

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Does she have a cock?

Rubber match with the NYC Subway Rat Man?

Why not? Not like he's getting fired

>on Chaturbate
I always miss when anyone good is on. I've caught Melody a few times but if you've seen it once then the novelty's worn off.

Kek maybe a convoy of drones tied to a lawn chair could do it

is it really a podcast if the audio isn't recording, your co-host is working on something else and the ratman is firing guns shouting about libertarian memes

I had a funeral today and just completely forgot AEW would be on tonight. Is this episode worth watching tomorrow or just skippable?

Thanks, user

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Yep, that's a woman with a vag.

So far its a skip

That's a man

are you a zombie?

skip it bro

I thought we still didn't know that? Isn't he trying to sue AEW or something like that.

Meg Turney does porn now? WTF

we literally have two x divison guys right now doing something out of character for them, just like it was in 2010 tna

crowd is so dead

Ain't nothing wrong with a HOT POZ LOAD.

Is this what Pretty Peter keep chasing after?

She has done only fans for a while her tits are nice

>pop for Killswitch attempt
Based Christian.

easy skip

watch it to get your mind off the funeral with another funeral

>Crowd was hot for opening match
>Hot for MJF
>Died with the firm and hasn't come back

why the fuck do people watch this shit regularly? it just feels like shitty indie filler.

No one has sued anyone at this time

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What should they be cheering for? AEW roster is fucking TNA tier right now. This company is fucking dead and by summer of 2023 it's going to look fucking dreadful

That fucking hole looks absolutely delicious. God I love (real) women.

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match is pretty uninteresting...

>post this
>gets exposed for being Pozzed
>locks twitter
>stops posting on OF
>deletes IG

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The slowest roll up in history

Noone cares about this match, and with addition of Aubrey Edwards just makes it even more unwatchable

AEW audiences pop for even the shittiest matches

YEE
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>why the fuck do people watch this shit regularly?
It's not like there's anything else on on a Wednesday night.

jungle boy knocked the FUCK outta Sonjay's pencil

That wasn't even a very good match either

JB sloppy as fuck.

kek Tony wasting money on that doofy looking giant gonzalez guy that can't do shit

No, no. There's a lot wrong. A whole lot.

i just dont care for this jay lethal character, never did

Lethal bros...

Why not call him Jack Perry. What the fuck.

>Fightful has learned hundreds of AEW fans in the MVP Arena in Albany, NY are storming the merchandise stands to buy officially licensed AEW pillows because today's Dynamite is so ding-dong diddly boring

>Jungle Boy's theme is a song by a guy who died of AIDS
lmfao

based fatty

>Jungle Boy over Lethal via submission
What the fuck

>vagina
Cringe

Action Bronson is actually dimes

you're a faggot

The Shitter HOOK with a fat piece of Shit

I hate jungle boy so much

kek

Whether real or kumquat "women"
I love em all.

What's this guy's problem?

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>choosing Sara Salazar over Laura Saenz

Couldn't be me

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All of the planned storylines got derailed because Phil almost did a Benoit in the locker room

Action Bronson is ready brother

Based former Chikara star

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Action Bronson's bout to get a taste and say HECKIN' THAT'S APPETIZING

Also the official theme song of the energy drink gay fuel

REDDIT

he's at an AEW show

We gotta stop pretending like NYC is a tough guy hub and not one of the most dysgenic places on earth

Tony is a fucking retard.

I'm a Cassie guy

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LUIGI NOOOOOO

Pizzabros....

holy shit, this is bad

LUIGI PRIMOBROS

Literally my go to second choice after Sara

for me its luigi primo

Who the fuck are Daddy Magic and Angelo?

THEY BROUFHT THE PIZZACHAD