Hi! How are you? Welcome to Target! Have you tried the soft pretzels at the refreshment stand? Perhaps an ICE-E...

Hi! How are you? Welcome to Target! Have you tried the soft pretzels at the refreshment stand? Perhaps an ICE-E? Enjoy your shopping at Target!

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Sup Punk, we'll be your new boss from now on.

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I have never been greeted in a target

>Swole and Britt Baker in charge

I think Punk will be ok with the $5 million in real estate holdings that we know about.

Target couldn’t get over in my territory

target has ICE-Es? bruh

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THE NEWEST TARGET EMPLOYEE

I STOCK THE SHELVES UP, AND YOU BUG ME
THE DOG FOOD IS ON AISLE THREE
OH, I'M THE NEWEST TARGET EMPLOYEE

I TRY TO SELL YOU THIS NEW TV
I'M THE NEWEST TARGET EMPLOYEE
THE NEWEST TARGET EMPLOYEE
THE NEWEST TARGET EMPLOYEE

APRIL LEFT, I'M NO PRIZE
EVERY DAY MY SOUL JUST DIES
I NO LONGER EVEN HAVE LARRY
ONLY ROPE CAN SET ME FREE

what aisle is the liquor bud?

Lars Fredrikson needs that capital for his new rock opera.

Kek

das rite

Change it to
>April left, no surprise
Then it's perfect

there are store greeters at every one i've been to, you must live in a shit area

I laughed

Do Americans really? Why the fuck would I want to exchange chitchat with some goon while I'm buying shirts or whatever the fuck?

They just need jobs that even highschool dropouts who got IED'd for Israel can do.

kek

Should be LOOK IN MY ISLES

punk isnt getting fired. the elite were mauled and are on their way out from their own company. kwab

I worked at one like ten years ago and we didn’t have greeters, I think you’re lying