>Ruined ROH
>Ruined WWE
>Ruined AEW
>Was in the main event of December to Dismember 2006
>Was smacked by a fan while standing in the crowd and turned around and punched the wrong guy
>Got WWE Backstage cancelled
>Never got to wrestle Stone Cold
>Stripped of his abortion rights
>Never got to main event Wrestlemania
>Pooped his pants in the ring and had to get a ref to clean it
>Fired by Vince on his wedding day
>His wife didn't take his last name
>Lives in a tattoo parlor in a Chicago slum
>Jobbed to Johnny Bananas
>Lost his WWE lawsuit
>Lost his best friend
>Lost in UFC
>Lost a BJJ tournament
>Won a BJ tournament
>Bitched out by Ma'am Page
>Knocked out by Nick Jackson
>Stripped of his world title
>Suspended by Tony
KWAB
Matthew Edwards
Carson Barnes
Damn this nigga really is a bitch
Jack Thompson
Don't talk about OP that way
Grayson Rogers
Hillary lost
David Young
KEK WHAT A PUNK
John Lee
>Don't talk about O-
Wyatt Robinson
KWAB
Carter Taylor
KWAB
Lucas Myers
>ruined ROH
how?
Jason Howard
Dominic Sanchez
>>Knocked out by Nick Jackson
The only one that isnt true. Phil is a fucking KWAB forever but the young bucks are now officially the only people more KWAB'd than punk, thus taking the only title he had left. Almost paradoxical.
Jeremiah Jones
>Didn’t change the culture
Daniel Allen
so obviously sandbagging. If only he Hayabusad himself here, or better yet pulled a Misawa. imagine how much better off the business would be right now.
Parker Harris
I unironically miss Ryback
Daniel Stewart
Imagine being such deranged faggot that you try to sandbag a shitter like Ryback. Was he trying to get injured on purpose?
Brody Rodriguez
>>Lost a BJJ tournament
>>Won a BJ tournament
Gavin Peterson
Should have dropped him on his head like Based Brock would have.
Elijah Diaz
Does Cuck Man Phil have NPD?
Lincoln Jackson
>Ruined ROH
OP is wrong from the get go
Angel Diaz
>Pooped his pants in the ring and had to get a ref to clean it
based
Jackson Martinez
So is this more of the Bucks "whisper campaign"? It's not subtle at all, as a matter of fact it's fucking astroturfing bullshit
Get fucked Bucks and Buckstans
Ethan Watson
kwab
James Ross
nah this is a thread about cm punk being a joke. a classic Any Forums /asp/ type thread.
William Brown
yeah nah, get fucked Buckstan