THE SHOW SO FAR: > Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out > Cena voiceover ads for Honda > Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN > WWE Women's previously Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah fight DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LYO SKY and lose their titles becuase Aliyah is meant for sexuals, not rasslin
CURRENTLY: > Johnny "It's fine that black elves are in Rings of Power becaase it's all fantasy anyway" gets into a fight with Shorty G because he's told to SHOOOSH
STILL TO COME: > Anti vaping and HIV medication ads > Money in the Bank Blue Chip Prospect Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe > Bianca Belair issues an open challenge, will someone previously In Charge accept??? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT! > The return of the Nigerian Giant > MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife > 24/7 shenanigans > Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge
KYLE, YOU THINK IM STUPID? YOU WANNA KEEP THAT CAGE UP, CUM TOOSDAY? THATS A GREAT IDEA! YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT COMING TONIGHT, BUT COME TOOSDAY, YOURE GONNA HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN AND NOWHERE TO HIDE, MY WAR, HAS JUST BEGUN!
Parker Wright
I haven't seen MUH PUBIC HAIR or WOMEN POOP in a while, hour 3 is gonna full of it isn't it.
>putting two midgets into a 15 minute match with zero build or heat behind it
This is ratings poison
Oliver Lopez
Chad has it pretty good lately. He gets to wrestle on tv every week, cut promos, is over as a heel, has a catchphrase and merch. Only thing he's missing is wins, but if you've got everything else, it's not a bad deal.
Liam Williams
>GargaNo escape >Gable escapes
Jose Robinson
Gargano will win, but it'd b pretty cool if he lost and they told a story of him learning how to do it again, since by his own admission, he disconnected himself from wrestling during his time away.
Christopher Hernandez
gargano brings out the worst in his opponents
Lucas Barnes
She has bigger and manlier hands than most actual men.
Henry Gutierrez
Wrong >we have shin skay and maximum male models too
Jace King
>this is swesome Hmmm vincels?
Isaac Perry
Over 3 million people watched Johnny W vs Shorty G
Nicholas Lopez
THIS MATCH HUMPS
Jeremiah Jones
Johnny Wrestling is based.
Hunter Ortiz
anotha banger
Evan Ortiz
>shitrow: stuck in jobber tag shit >cuckgano: gonna be featured prominently every week oh no no no rawbros not like this...
I FUCKING HATE THESE 5 FOOT NO POWER HAVING SHITTERS REEEEEE
Nathaniel Nelson
Where are all the false finishes with the meme faces?
Dominic Adams
gablechads...
Lucas Martinez
love how gable isn't allowed to hit the chaos theory anymore because it mogs every other move on the show
Bentley Williams
>Only thing he's missing is wins If you aren't a self mark and only treats this as a job, then the money and fun more than make up for the lack of wins
Playing Splatoon 3 instead of watching this garbage
Isaiah Lee
bros that x-chair is calling me
Cooper Kelly
I'm going to level with you, Any Forums. JOHN had his moments in NXT. But that match wasn't it. Reminded me of the trilogy with Adam Cole, the feud that put the final nail in the coffin for Black and Gold..
Henry Jackson
The Japanese Gargano
Jordan Moore
A month ago they were sucking his dick when they were certain he was going to AEW.
Jose Walker
Johnny was a vanilla midget for NXT's first year of existence and pretty much, with help from equally shitty Cole and Ciampa, killed NXT as far as turning people away from it and to watch AEW instead. And didn't actually get a personality of note or value until he hooked his wagon to Dexter Lumis.
Christopher Perez
hes a movez no selling kickout spamming bitch, just give whatever push hes getting to ciampa, atleast hed based.
Benjamin Bennett
i don't mind him his heel run in nxt was ok and his angle with lumis was fun
Aiden Robinson
Every commercial on American television either has a black or interracial family
Asher Morgan
That crotch chop confirmed the major source of this fued: Vince's pick Theory v HHH's pick Gargano. Hopefully HHH won't make it anymore obvious and put the Money in the Bank on the line for Austin to lose it
Holy shit, my local area just put out a police recruitment commercial. We're fucked
Grayson Davis
ASS TOWN DOWN LETS FUCK ASS TOWN DOWN FINGERIN MY BROWN ASS TOWN DOWN MY POOPER'S HERE NOW ASS TOWN DOWN PULLIN MY ASS OUT ASS TOWN DOWN GIMME A POUND
