Sometimes I contemplate losing in online games in order to put over my opponent

Sometimes I contemplate losing in online games in order to put over my opponent.

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Don’t do it! Bury those son of a bitches! Treat them as they are…Jobbers.

I took some aspirin and bladed to get out of work early once

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I went to a concert with a girl before and ended up blading while in the pit she was at the bar and I walked over bloody thinking it would impress her

Did it work, user?

same but when I play multiplayer games with non-gamer friends/family.

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No she no sold it and wasn’t impressed. I had some plastic thing on my keychain that was a bit jagged and used that to do it

I point shave to make it close but I will always come out on top in the end

I gave up on trying to impress girls after that

>Hey, baby. Are ya into retards? *cuts forehead*

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I cut my head while in the pit to make it seem like it was more brutal and i was tough for being in it. I didnt cut when i walked back jerk off

>I cut my head while in the pit to make it seem like it was more brutal and i was tough for being in it
Back then to impress the girl or right now to impress me?

>Back then to impress the girl or right now to impress me?

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I only put over those who deserve it. To all those top tier whoring no combo having bitches can get dunked on.

You shouldn't even be playing video games at all. Grow up.

Can I play chess?

Yes, in real life, not on the computer. That counts as a video game.

Get with the times

No. Grow up and stop playing video games. They're for kids and you are an adult. If you want to play chess, join a chess club. Only children and pedophiles play video games.

Do twitch thots count as children? If so I might be on a federal list.

Wrong. More adults play games than kids now and it’s the biggest entertainment industry in the world. Cope though

I know exactly who you are and everyone knows you did it

>opponent: gg
>me: FINE PLAY
>launch into my promo
>"dude stfu"
heh, worked

Unironically worked for Tyler1