Name a wrestler, what they would do for a living if they never got into wrestling and whether they'd be dead (cause of death) or alive (are they happy or sad?)
>Rowdy Roddy Piper - AM radio talk show host - Alive (happy)
Name a wrestler...
Colton Clark
Liam Gomez
CM Phil
MMA-fail
Comic books-fail
Tv show writer-fail
Dead- suicide
Landon Johnson
>Cody Rhodes - Former UFC Champion, Congressman - Married and happy.
Tyler Wright
You're stunningly beautiful.
>Steve Austin - welfare bum - alive and sad
Bentley Butler
Izzy (@itsizzymania)
Social Media Influencer
Alive and Happy w/ me
She skipped her Homecoming Dance to go to an AEW show - sad!
Brandon Long
she’s mine
Hudson King
kek
>AJ Lee
>Reality TV then marketing
>Alive, married to a dentist, the mother of five strapping sons and happy
Christopher Rodriguez
how many izzypics do you have saved if you dont mind me asking? ever sinxe that one pic with aj youve been spamming her.
Luis Ortiz
Don’t forget
>Devout Christian
Kayden Gomez
Roman Reigns
Forklift driver (sad)
Levi Fisher
>Kenny Omega - Target employee, started community college in his 30s for video game design (seems happy but is dead inside)
Liam Ross
Kenny Omega
>Teacher in Canada or Hockey Goalie
>Married to a Japanese foreigner or fucking a trap he met at a fighting game tournament
>Happy
Noah Bell
There's multiple Izzyposters, I'm just a spoke in the wheel. And I don't save her images more than a day or two, that's just creepy. I'll be honest, I do it for the (You)s. It's what I crave.
Landon Lee
>NEITHER OF YOU LITTLE TADPOLES ARE FROG ENOUGH TO HANDLE WOFROG LIKE MS. PEPELIZABETH OH YEAH
>NOW IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT ***THE MACHO FROG PEPE SAVAGE*** OH YEAG IN A ONE ON ONE MATCH AT IN YOUR HOUSE IN THE SILVERDOME OH YEAH ON NOVEMBER 11TH YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU JUST SAY THE WORD JACK AND THE MACHO FROG WILL BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE OH YEAH THATS RIGHT
>PEPELIZABETH... YOU BETTER GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I DO SOMETHING IM GONNA REGRET!
James Green
Please kill yourself
Jonathan Roberts
Oh yeah, feed me those (You)s baby! That's just the attention I adore.
Robert Ortiz
>wrestler
Darby
>what they would do for a living
Extreme sports athlete, stuntman, model
>whether they'd be dead
No chance in hell
>are they happy or sad
Content
Samuel Torres
liar I know you have the aj pic you post the same way
Daniel Reyes
>Randy The Ram
Construction Worker, happy and living
Jaxson James
Vince McMahon
Homeless, turns tricks at the subway station for crack
John Jenkins
Kane
>teacher or lawyer
>would get into politics just like in our timeline
>happy
For a multiverse with limitless universes, there is not one where Kane is not based.
Isaiah Rivera
we got the universe where Kane is a wrestler but can't wrestle and is carried by his gimmick
Brandon Hughes
Chris Benoit - Steeplejack for the power company - alive and happy
Camden Harris
Jon Moxley-dead-content
Seth Rollins-personal trainer-content
Roman Reigns-real estate-longing for something more
Adam Taylor
Paige
Porn
On her last legs
Sad, but an all time great of the industry
Dominic Miller
Mean Mark Callous
Joined a biker gang and went to prison
Dead
Badass
Joseph Robinson
>Hulk Hogan
>Superhero/"Nigger Killer"
>Deceased (killed by vampire MLK, Jr)
Oliver Howard
Darby would probably make B movies, do some skateboarding, and crazy Jackass tier stunts. Really I think Darby could've been really successful even without wrestling.
Chase Barnes
Sasha Banks
Racehorse
Very happy
Jacob Johnson
Sunny
Real estate agent
Has a couple of kids, cheats on her husband and is kind of depressed and abusing prescription drugs. But otherwise fine.
William Jones
>jackass
Nah thats only after AEW he would be doing Hobo wars, like he did before AEW.
Asher James
What a strange accusation. You asked for honesty and I gave it to you. I don't save Izzys (longterm). If you're looking for her in that purple leather skirt interviewing AJ, just Google it. I'm sure there's an actual video you can watch.
Kayden Morgan
Kevin Nash
Porn star
Doing better since he never tore his quad
In a loving relationship with an african american performer he met in a shoot sometime in 1992