*goes to NOAH*
*goes to NOAH*
Lincoln Hall
Zachary Wood
OP misheard nowhere kek
Landon Morales
>gets one kick from Kenoh
>dies
Jason Jackson
more like goes to Bellator to get heemed by some literal bum off the street
Chase Rivera
dies in the ring to reunite with his Misawa brother!
Jose Hernandez
S
Asher Ross
i hope Nakajima knocks him out.
Levi Gray
Punk is such a fucking fraud lmao. He had one half tour with Zero-1 before he was sent home. Fuck off. I hope he dies.
Kayden Turner
>Every time I try to give them advice, they call me 'Nani' and do nothing with it. I fucking work with mentally challenged people of younger age and of Asian heritage.
Adam Powell
Punk will control his narrative and Any Forums will continue to seethe.
Jordan Rodriguez
He would get bodied by that roster so fucking fast.
Jayden Powell
Holy based i hope so, put him right into a match with finnerjima
Jose Rogers
I'm already dying laughing just visualizing the interactions with Fujita
James Lee
Half this shit started because Punk told Hangman of all people to lighten up in the ring. Just imagine him in a match with Nakajima lmao.
Hunter Rivera
qrd?
Isaac Evans
I don't think he last through a single match. Not even a tag match where he's the hot tag. Not even a trios match against 3 members of Noah Jr-gun where he only tags in to get the pin.
Though I would love to see Inamura just Scott Norton his ass.
Carson Morales
NOAH is still around?
Michael Kelly
barely
Jace Collins
After a few matches Shinya Hashimoto said Punk was too fat to be a Jr and too tiny to be a Heavyweight, and Hashimoto stopped booking him.
Wyatt Hernandez
kek what a unathletic bitch
Jaxon Richardson
People like Masada said that Punk also got shit backstage for using the Shining Wizard.
Charles Reed
too young for NOAH
Grayson James
Punk used his connections to Steve Corino and Colt Cabana, who had worked a few tours with Z1 successfully, to get a spot. Halfway through the tour, Hashimoto (the founder of the promotion) told Punk that he didn't really fit. The quote was basically "you're too big for a junior but not enough muscle to be an heavyweight" and sent him home early.
Justin Wilson
>gets stiffed
>cries like the bitch he his
Landon Ortiz
Punk's only tour ever in Japan hilariously. The man who looooooooooves to rip off Japanese dudes got kicked off his only tour by one of the legends in Puro. Lmao. I love it.
CHASE FUCKING OWENS STILL GETS BOOKED IN JAPAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caleb Moore
>Punk's only tour ever in Japan hilariously. The man who looooooooooves to rip off Japanese dudes got kicked off his only tour by one of the legends in Puro
kek story?