Everyone needs to message "head?" to every tinder match it works.
Messaged all my non fat matches
Tyler Green
Mason Hernandez
Looks like they aren't replying to you dipshit
Hudson Hughes
You fucked up that only works on desperate fat girls haha
Jeremiah Williams
I dont want head I want heart :(
Jeremiah Scott
You fucked up. Maybe next time try being yourself, yeah?
Ryder Hernandez
For me it's Jey
Thomas Butler
Best way to heart is through head.
Jahy-Sama
Doesn't matter I said dumber shit that led to getting laid.
Samuel Campbell
Nah, Erika all the way. Consider that waifu claimed.
>Laurel: pretty hot, but seems stonery. 9/10 looks, 5/10 personality assumption
>Ellen: sorority bitch, bleach blonde. 6.5/10 looks 2/10 personality
>Jey: BOOBA. (faceless)/10; (???)/10 personality
>Erika, my queen: skinny awkward autist. Need I say more?
>Luisa: (faceless)/10, (???)/personality
>Hannah: slutty lingerie pic; either catfish or whore, plus droopy pancake tits. 5/10 looks 0/10 personality assumption
>Cali: Hard to say much. Seems hotish, but face/bod is obscured. Also wearing basic bitch tank and short shorts. 7(?)/10, 5(?)/10 personality
Overall, I believe my analysis shows OP has matched with no one below the national average, and largely people at least 1 standard deviation more attractive than normal. Thus, he is a normie and must GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Jones
This one best.
Juan Perry
Those are makeup freckles.
But I want a goth gf so bad dude, I'd pretend to think they're real
Christopher White
user is right wow I just noticed, eagle eyes haha
Luis Cook
>censoring san jose with a translucent brush
what did he mean by this?
Adrian Butler
I can tell by your matches that you're better looking than me.
Leo Reyes
No one's face is that smooth (re: a shitload of foundation) and also has freckles.
Generously, she has real freckles underneath all that caked on foundation, but covers them up, then paints them back on.
Sad
Asher Campbell
user we just don't understand the length that women have to go to too be comfortable in they own skin, truly the strongest warriors
Jacob Campbell
>Those piercings
>All that fucking make up
No thanks.
Nathaniel Sanders
get the f- off my board norman!!
Liam Butler
SHE'S TALLER THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Connor Walker
>SHE'S TALLER THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I feel bad for finding this funny. I can't even explain why manlet suffering is funny and know it's a shitty thing to do.
Charles Murphy
> Everyone needs to message "head?" to every tinder match it works.
But I don't get any likes to match with.
Hunter Miller
You fag having a girl taller than you is based and epic
imagine her looking down into your eyes as she strokes your hair
Chase Carter
the nonfat ones are already 60 dicks deep by the time they get a hint of your message.