Anons please help me analyze this situation

Anons please help me analyze this situation
>be me
>neet 28 year old coomer
>live with parents so they force me to attend family events
>be social retard so don't really get along with anyone
>be cutie teen cousin (cutie as in having a nice face nothing weird)
>decide to talk to her cause I'm bored and my switch's battery is dead
>we talk about movies and she's obsessed with Leon the professional
>have heard about that movie and know the gist of it but never actually seen it before
>she says I remind her a lot of leon (the movie says he's a professional so be flattered) >promise to watch it as soon as I can
>follow her on instagram and chat
>see a picture from last halloween where she dressed as natalie portman from that movie
>compliment her on that and tell her she looks even prettier
>be two nights ago
>decide to watch the movie
>leon is a fucking autistic retard
>the good side is that apparently the loli falls in love with him
>tell her how good the movie was and chat a bit with her
>she talks about random trivia
>idea.jpg
>tell her the movie would be better if we watched it together
>parents are gone for the weekend so invite her on a friday night
>she accepts
>feel confident so sent her a goodnight message and tell her I can be her leon with a winking emoji
>she's seen it but hasn't answered it since then
anons am i still in the in to achieve every man's deepest dream or did I fucked it up just like i do with everything?

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How old is this cousin user she sounds very young

You can recover, move the conversation onto a new topic
Leave subtle hints, not outright say what the plan is
Women need room to dream up the night and feel in control so they opt out

well I mean...she's your cousin, a blood relative. You can't procreate with her without creating inbred abominations, so most likely she views you as a relative and has never even comprehended that there may be a sexual connection.
My advice? Be friendly with her, do NOT try anything sexual, and you'll likely improve your social skills and be able to meet a girl IRL that isn't a BLOOD RELATIVE

Have you tried getting call center jobs and saving up for a Japan trip?
I sold security systems for a year to spend a month in Japan

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user said "teen cutie" so probably 18-19

>>feel confident so sent her a goodnight message and tell her I can be her leon with a winking emoji
Overconfidence is like aids and kills you insidiously or something like that

Yes user, you kind of fucked up because your last message sounds like you're trying to flirt with your own cousin who, no matter what her age is, is probably not into this stuff. It's not that I condone what you're thinking about but most of society does.

The fact that Leon is only a Daddy Long Legs figure and that the sexual tension between the two characters comes from Natalie Portman's character only (if I remember correctly) might save your ass though.

If she does show up on friday, try your best not to be explicitly flirting and leave it up to her if she wants to do so. That might just be a good occasion to spend a good time with someone and actually experience human connection.

Also, you guys should watch Taxi Driver if she does come over and you have no idea what to do after re-watching Leon: The Professional.

>You can't procreate with her without creating inbred abominations

This is overstated. Cousin fucking has very minimal chances of inbreeding unless you're doing it for generations upon generations.

Finger her pussy and show her how hard she can cum

Real life isn't like your porn videos. Your cousin is a normal girl. She's not going to fuck you.
If you do somehow brainwash and groom her into fucking you, it's going to mentally scar her for life, likely leading to substance abuse, suicide, or her going on a conquest against you and exposing you as an incestual predator.
Stop trying to fuck your family members.

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Real life is way sicker than porn. Children and adults fairly regularly engage in incestuous behavior behind closed doors. Cousin fucking is honestly nothing, it's just taboo socially and only in the west and only relatively recently historically.

gtfo liberal

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what a wild time to be alive. niggas really wanna roll the dice on inbreeding.

I mean, people are mating later and later. Impregnating a 19 year old cousin is less of a dice roll that impregnating a 37 year old non-cousin.

whatever lets you sleep at night. i aint the hillbilly fucking a cousin

As a matter of fact, you'll get very good genetics if you impregnate your second cousin (or second second cousin, can't remember), I'm not even kidding, it's been researched.

When tf did Any Forums got run over by normies. Incest is based

Regardless of morality or inbreeding, if you make a serious move on her and she rebuffs and ends up telling her/your parents, you're dead.

In my honest opinion i think you got ahead of yourself there, by the sounds of it she never was into you sexually and just saw you as a friend. I know its not your fault and this is prob longest you have talked to a girl but you might have fucked up. If you really did wanted to fuck you should have waited till after the movie so you can get a feel for her and see if she is into you romantically but again you got ahead of yourself.

How long has it been since you posted that message? Maybe she was away at that time

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Is she 18 or 19, or younger?