Name my pet shark

Dubs please name my pet shark. He does a very good job at keeping me company when I have a migraine or when I'm feeling sad because my only friend ghosted me 3 years ago.
Also AMA because fuck it

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>plush shark
Leave it alone you fucking tranny

Nigger Mauler the Third

alice but originally

Gideon

Now THIS is a name that would leave its mark in history.

Commander Cunny

>buy one of those stuffed Ikea sharks
>find out two years later it became some kind of troon symbol
I'm angry

why are these sharks so popular?
anyway I vote for theodore

fin
finnegan

It's a tranny thing you wouldn't understand.

what a shitty name for a shark that's gonna be

nigger (in an original way)

Can I beat you up for being retarded?

sir swimsdale

a reminder im not a woman or cute

I've seen that exact thing before, it also comes in blue. weird

Hresvelgr.

Hoolius

>just want to sell furniture
>now forever linked to trannies
Blahaj deserved better

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Big Nigger Fucker

If you aren't naming it "I'm angry" then I choose
Saint Nigimus the Third.