Messi was a

Messi was a
>literal dwarf
>poor as fuck
>autistic
>born in a third world corrupt shithole
Yet he still made it, what's stopping you Any Forums?

>inb4 "urr durr just be a famous athlete xdxd"
I'm willing to bet that you live in a first world country and have at least basic education. That's MUCH more than most people in the world have.

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He has 1 in a billion talent for soccer

Shut the fuck up nigger

Messi is a hgh blasting fag, should have max been 5 feet tall

greatest sportman in history, literally superman

He leaved argentina when he was 12 then spain with allbtheir problem ita a first world country

0 world cups and has fallen off a cliff since leaving Barca, he can’t even score in the Uber eats farmer league.The definition of a system baby.

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This. He blasted hgh. Height is simply the most important attribute in professional sports

Pissi Cuckitini

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He's 5'6...

5'8-9 at 5'6 he would be way to small for the pros

Maradona was 5'4/5'5 you absilute mongoloid

Yeah and he was seen as a clown by everyone

>greatest sportman
lel
He can't do shit without Iniesta and Xavi constantly doing 50% of his work for him, he turned into a nobody after leaving Barcelona.

Go and watch 2019 Barcelona again fag
He carried them so hard only for them to waste all their money from the golden era in the most absolutely retarded signings in La Liga history

The fact that a near 50 year old man still dominates this "sport" just shows how much of a "sport" it is

Derick Henry is 6’3 and 250lbs, he can run 35km/h while wearing 10 pounds of equipment. Sorry the nfl has the greatest athletes in the world

Yes, the greatest athletes in the most unathletic sport in the world doesn't mean shit, doesn't it?
That still doesn't change the fact that a 50 year old is still dominating. In any other sport, he would be punished by younger and faster players
Its happening with Ronaldo, Messi and LeBron James and they're all only in their late 30's. All freak athletes too.

>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

Classic American
>6’9, 236 lbs. 580 lb. bench press, 4.69 sec. 40 time, 69.69 vertical jump 11.5'' wide x 9.5″ long hand size 9" dick size 21 white girls penetrated

Chillax autist men talk sports
Brady’s an anomaly the next oldest qb is rodgers whos 38 and all time as well.

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For how long lmao. That's an important parameter