"That guy" thread

"That guy" thread

>that arab guy that walks around the gym for 10 minutes between every set of quarter rep leg press narcissistically staring at himself in every single mirror in the place

>that jacked guy that does every single exercise wrong or with shit form but is still jacked cause steroids

>that DYEL that never does a single set with anything less than 5 reps in reserve and never gains an oz of muscle

>that butterface that is somehow insanely attractive just cause she deadlifts and squats

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>disgusting fag that wears a corset and only does ass exercises, while starring at every guy in the gym like he wants to blow them.

>the personal trainer who keeps pretending to be your friend to try and get you to sign up for classes

>the group of zoomers filming themselves

>ugly girl who does a 30 cm long jump every 30 seconds and then does a botched, aborted Turkish getu-up with 2kg

>the incredibly hot girl that shows up one day getting a gym orientation and then you never see her again

>milf with a towel on her shoulders, bottle on hand, pink shirt, black legging, ponytail. either on the treadmil, pec deck or curling 10lb dumbells

>that cute looking, shy girl who you always seem to be at the gym at the same time as and you make eye contact with a bunch and think she might be open to conversation because the only other people you see at the gym at this time are a bunch of dyel indians but you don't wanna be "that guy" and interrupt her workout but one time she comes up to you and asks if she can work in when you're doing weighted pull ups but she can barely do two pull ups so you think "oh shit maybe she just wanted to talk" and in between your sets you explain to her about using negatives to help increase the amount of pull ups she can do, and she says thanks and you can't think of anything else to say without it sounding weird so you go off to continue your workout buy you happen to leave the gym at the same time that night and you say "seeya next time" as you both leave then get to your car and drive away only to see her walking down the sidewalk a block away from the gym and you think "maybe I should ask if she wants a ride" but you don't wanna be a creep so you don't and then you go a few weeks without seeing her at the gym and when you do see her again you don't wanna come off as weird so you just give her a head nod and say hey and she says "haven't seen you in a while" and you say "hah, my schedules been the same, you been skipping workouts?" and she says "omg yes I hate it but my schedules been so full lately :(" and you say "ahh man yeah that sucks....good to see you back here though!" and find out she was just on her way to the changeroom to leave the gym and then you don't see her again for a few weeks and then find her instagram and find out she moved to a different city and you consider following her on ig but you think it'd be weird so you don't and instead go about your life but you still think about her now and then because she was very nice and very cute

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Every time

deep down we really are all just homogenous fragments of the mind of god

>dyel shitskins that makes loud phone calls over bluetooth earphones in hindi / arabic while barely doing anything resembling a routine

>that pack of 16 year old black highschoolers that all somehow bench 3 plate

>kettlebell faggots

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>that bodybuilder girl that ask you how many calories you need to fuel your body
>3000
>says that must be wrong because she’s bulking on 3500 right now
>”hehe I’m cutting”
>”ah I thought that was the reason!”
>she smiles and walks away to do curls with 35s

>that skinnyfat boomer in a hoodie clearly trying to piece his life together after a divorce
I started saying hi to him just because he looks like he's on the verge of tears 99% of the time

>that stupid bitch who keeps sumo deadlifting 225 and dropping them as loud as possible so the whole gym hears
>Those jacked twins who I thought were the same person until a while ago
>The many groups of whores who I can't individually recall since they all look the same,but keep stealing every barbell to do hip thrusts
>That bald guy who can mog every girl in my gym by hip thrusting 4pl8
>That guy with dwarfism who does some weird ass rep range (50 leg curls each set?????)

>that Kendra Lust looking milf who is always working out in the skimpiest little skin tight outfits that makes me so diamonds I almost pass out during sets.

this is why I go to the gym at midnight, it's too much effort to not obviously stare at all the whores and even if I do stare it distracts me from lifting

>that butterface that is somehow insanely attractive just cause she deadlifts and squats
One of those at my gym that drives me fucking insane. She has a round, slightly pudgy face with acne scars (and acne), wears ugly glasses, has frizzy blonde hair that looks like she washes it once a week at the most, and has a gap in her teeth. She outright ugly. But She is also 5'3", like 110lbs at most, with what are at least D cup titties and the figure of a model.

>sweaty hat guy

>that guy who occupies a rack to do band assisted pull ups instead of using the assisted pull up machine
>that guy who occupies a bench to rest his water bottle on while he does hammer curls
I fucking despise the last guy.

>that one old guy who you have never seen lift, and is 30 years older than your gym's average age, but is ALWAYS waiting for you spread eagle naked when you go to the locker room

I let that guy suck me off in the locker room while I watch straight porn. He has to stay under a towel though, because i"m not gay and I don't want to get kicked out of the gym.