Day 80 of nofap

>day 80 of nofap
>soul mogging everyone in this board

Attached: A5CB62FB-1D91-459D-B2DB-1D89E763D4B9.jpg (750x598, 124.5K)

nofap doesn't increase test
you have no scientific evidence for your dudebro science
you didn't have sex for 80 days lmao
nofap increases risk for prostate cancer
you don't care because you are suicidal anyway

>nofap
>soulmogging anyone
bruh i'm having sex, SEX, y'know the thing that combined two souls?
your puny little increase to your miserable soul means nothing.

imagine voluntarily depriving yourself of a free and amazing euphoric feeling.

>didn’t say it increases test
>(((science)))
>didn’t say nosex
>i will simply not get cancer
>i was suicidal before nofap but am not now

Attached: CC85E742-4A52-481A-890C-B9F7E5A4B360.png (600x238, 247.16K)

>free
He doesn’t know

Attached: 33A86957-4CE4-4F8E-9340-86435596DED4.jpg (600x536, 80.54K)

>doesn't believe in science
Enjoy your healing crystals and going to the village shaman when you get an illness you gypsy subhuman

Based monk from the St. Zyzzus monastery, did you manage to connect with the universal intelligence of the universe or does that happen at day 160?

I won’t. You see, unlike you, I don’t rely on medicine men to keep me healthy. I simply chose to not be sick. Enjoy paying Dr. Schlomo $10,000 for a bandaid though!

your body doesnt know the difference between jacking off and having sex. are you telling me too much sex will kill you earlier?

Your body doesn’t because it apparently isn’t very intelligent. Mine, on the other hand…

fapcels destroyed
faplets supreme

Yeah bro you're such a cold and rational chad

Attached: 1662861623276070.png (1181x242, 48.94K)

>reddit screencap
>expects opinion to count
evrey teem

>soul mogging

If that were you case, you would feel no need to post such a dog shit thread.

Ah, on the contrary, mon frere! You see, my intention is to inspire my fellow Any Forums-izens to attain the same level ascension as me so that we can one day frolick together on the astral plane.

You're wrong, but that's a given considering you wouldn't be posting this shit otherwise. Enjoy your delusions.

You're so heartless. Thats soooo cool, its because you havent been touching your penus weenus, right?

Attached: 1662861493535047.png (1190x416, 66.36K)

Ok! Your unnecessary aggression is an indication of your soul level btw! (Hell frequency). I wish you the best in escaping your rut!

>heartless
Wrong, it is porn that makes you heartless.
I am full of love for my mother and father and siblings. I made them dinner last night, not your cheap boxed tendies either. A full meal made of raw ingredients and prepared over hours. And now i am helping them with tasks and chores that are beyond their physical limits.
All of this i am doing instead of touching my pp.
How have you expressed your love for your family? By moving out so they don't hear your fapping, smell your spunking or see your pp when they accidentall walk in on you accidentally-ing yourself?
That is not love which compelled you but shame.
Be ashamed.
Be very ashamed.

>disagreeing with you
>aggression

okay buddy

Too long didnt read. You're in a cult

Being on nofap is like having a 24/7 opium buzz. It nice

I am on day 8 of no fap. Feeling good desu

Nah. I drank two 5 oz bottles of Delsym recently. I know things about the human soul that I can't put into words now.