/r9gay/ - #1649

Don John tfw no finely armored bf edition

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I want to wear armor so i can hear it make all those sweet metal sounds as it bounces with my step. Or or i would like to help someone get dressed in armor.

Would you enjoy all the musk of helping your knight out of his armor after a tough battle?

armor is too heavy

Of course but I would act very dignified "yes my lord you have worked up a sweat, this rag is already full" the entire time as i breathe in deep through my nose.

I will wear the armor for you my king!

>ywn be one of the soldiers who made it to the fight
>bashing, slashing, and fighting for your life with your junk gear as your lord stands tall on a near by hill in full plate.
>looking at everyone dead around you, your wounds soon to be infected, surprised thinking you feel more pain

>H-hello user, are you single?
I, uh, I might be...yes.
>I don't know how to actually start a conversation with you. >_

>fucking tarrot user might have a chance
YAAAAAAAA I KNEW HE COULD DO IT

Witches! Soothsayers! Heathens! Devil worshippers! Seize those fiiends at once, serjeant! We shall clap them in irons and bring them before the bishop for their judgment.

SOMEONE STOLE MY PLUSHIE

I judge them adorable and to be wed on the 'morrow.

T. Bishop

a propa day it iz, i best get me favorite goose to help celebrate

Damn I thought the sock i left in its place would of given me more time....

it's so tight dude can't believe you never fucked it

user don't bully your brother it's not nice.

user thats not a plushie thats a wild bullfrog!

witch user help me get my plushie back with your magic!!!

>I, uh, I might be...
YES!

>>You just did! Do you use Discord? I'm sleeping soon but I'm down to chat later. ^^
I did post my discord tag here a thread or two ago... ( )

>spoiler
Yes user, I saw it but I don't buy a lot of tarot decks myself :P I just use what I have. I have been thinking of getting a more traditional one like a cbd tarot de marseille, the evocative VIBE of the cards on a different level from new ones lol

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i jerked my dick numb a couple weeks ago, how long should i wait before i mastubate again?

How and to what?

>tfw stepped in water on floor in my socks from when I had to go outside in the snow.

truly a bad feel.

I hate gaybots.

i gripped it really hard, i was thinking about a guy i work with

Change into fresh socks. it will be a good feel. I just did myself.

i love gaybots

Just loosen your grip a little user, maybe try edging yourself until a breeze could push you over the edge. Is your co-worker hot?

I'm afraid of doing it again with the dry socks.

I'm indifferent towards gaybots

Opinion on cock rings?

>is your coworker hot
to me specifically
>bald
>short with a small belly
>glasses
>wears cargo shorts or cackie pants even though nobody else does
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Fuck you, gaybots.

>Opinion on cock rings?
Honestly doesnt do anything for me.

I never understood the point of them, they seem incredibly uncomfortable.

>I did post my discord tag here a thread or two ago...
Figures that I slept through that entire thread, haha. Just sent you an add~
>a more traditional one like a cbd tarot de marseille
Hoo, now there's a deck that's certainly...something. :)
Any reason you don't buy many decks, or is it just one of those things?

Cute. Are you really into bald guys?

Oh i fucking love them, i dont know what it is but it sets me off

They do three things for me:
1. My erection feels way harder
2. It makes edging easier
3. It feels more intense when I cum (like I can feel the cum passing though my cock)
I haven't used a metal one before but I like jerking off with my silicon one, especially if I have a toy in me.

>be lord
>hire handsome knights and mercenaries from across the domain
>drill them rigorously for peak fitness
>line your men up in the training yard on a fine brisk morning
>ye penis inspection day

Do you usually like to top or bottom? You mentioned him being small so I was wondering if that meant anything in regards to the power dynamic. Also what about the belly aspect?

>witch user actually sent me friend invite on discord
>his profile picture
>mfw

I am more of a magical practitioner rather than a tarot reader lol, if I said that using the fire elemental initiation triggered me to chase boys and find 4-6 boy occultists in span of one week it would be surreal lol.

I use tarot when needed lol :P maybe to help gaybots here

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I just remembered that I hate all of you again

fuck my bottle is nearly empty and I got no alcohol left.
>sigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh