Greentext the most cringe things you have done before. Only share the worst stories, ideally ones that are so bad it will be hard to type
>be me in 2016 >go to small community music event >try to socialize with guy on his phone >it works >his Chad brother comes over and introduces some girls >we eventually exchange numbers and leave in our own cars since we have different things to do >as I get to my car I notice them getting in theirs >"why are you guys following me" >they say nothing but look noticeably disturbed >i get in my car and leave
>working first job at 16 >kids clothes and uniforms store >mom brings in her son to try on shoes >trying to decide between 2 sizes >give her two different size shoes so he's wearing a different size on both feet >kid says they fit >awkwardly try to pack them back in the box so she doesn't notice >mom realizes what happened and looks pissed >goes to my manager and asks if she can get "someone who knows what they're doing" >cry in the bathroom
Connor Allen
>8th grade >be with a friend and a couple of girls in the schools cafeteria >my friend goes and pulls my pants down in front of everyone (i did the same thing to him) >pulls underwear by accident >little user is out >everyone just stared it wasn't that bad but still it fucked me up
lmao what the fuck you and that womans kid are both retards
Liam Lopez
I think he made a fool of himself.
Ayden Evans
>be 15yr old me >massive sperg, barely able to hold a conversation together with people I don't know well >at a party after a friend convinces me to go >amp myself up to try be as social as possible and not be a loser retard >find an opening where basically half of the people were paying attention to me >tell a shitty story about something that had happened to me before that I found hilarious >got interrupted multiple times telling me to hurry up and I was talking too slow, when I finished they all just groan and leave >kinda sit there for a few moments contemplating what I did wrong before tearing up for a few seconds and I never stopped being a sperg since
Mason Reyes
>be me 16 >drink a ton of tea every morning like 4 cups >gives me the worse gas >usually just let it out before i get on the school bus >one day no chance, bathrooms all full at shitty school >go to first period >feel it rumbling >i know i need to leave >stand up to go >teacher says "where are you going" >i start speaking and as im half way stood up my ass decides its time >Legit 5 seconds of trumpet sound >would have been fine if anyone reacted but i went to a faggy upper class public school so it was just silent >no laugh >no eye contact >teacher didnt even wait for a response or comment on it just went back to the lesson >sat down >nobody in class ever brought it up again >fucking absurd >still haunts me because i ran into a kid from that very class in college >we locked eyes >i see the recognition, hes thinking "its the fart guy" >i keep walking, never talked to him anyways fuck rich people if people laughed about it i wouldnt feel so fucking ashamed to have farted in class. anyways i dont drink tea anymore
Noah Cook
Can't relate. I've suppressed all past memories that were negative or in any sort of cringe and now I only have happy ones
>Be me in 2015, just watched The Force Awakens >Get on bus outside of cinema to go home >All the way home these ten year old kids behind me are talking about it being unoriginal and a bit shit >Weird fanboy rage builds up inside me and as I get off I say "It wasn't unoriginal and was excellent thank you very much" in the most condescending tone possible and get off the bus and go home >I was like twelve
Julian Stewart
>be 11y/o >at a week-long christian summer camp >kids are divided into boys and girls, then further divided into cabins of 6-10 kids >getting along very well with my cabin mates >I'm a bit of a sperg but it doesn't matter because basically every boy in this age bracket is to some degree >we become good friends throughout the week >make plans to exchange contacts after the camp is over so we can stay in touch >a real sense of bonding >last day of camp, tomorrow morning parents take us home >the activity of the day is a giant water slide >huge water slide, probably 500 feet long, all going down a steep hill >looks sick, can't wait to do that shit >in cabin preparing for the slide >everyone is taking turns in the bathroom changing into swim trunks, since the bathroom is only one room >I go last >go into bathroom and start changing >something distracts me, I don't remember what, probably something retarded >somehow forget to finish changing >walk out of the bathroom butt naked >everyone is standing outside the bathroom, waiting for me to be done >they stare in disbelief >"user... where is your swim trunks?" >look down and realize >go back and finish changing but it's too late >none of them will look me in the eye or talk to me for the rest of the day >never get any contacts from anyone >spend the rest of the year praying that none of them come back next year and recognize me
Matthew Miller
here's another one. >be junior >at friends house for Halloween >chilling in his driveway, handing out candy and shit >friend's older brother comes and hangs out for a bit >he's older than us, 19 or 20 at the time >he vapes and smokes pot, really chill guy we always enjoyed hanging out with >after chilling for a bit he tells us he's going to the vape shop to pick up some stuff and leaves with his girlfriend >after a while friend's mom gets home from wherever she was >notices vape bro's car is gone >"hey do you guys know where he went?" >on my phone, not really paying attention to the conversation >automatically reply "yeah he said he's going to the vape shop." >his mom looks irritated and leaves >friends immediately freak out, asking why I would tell his mom he went to get vaping stuff >shit, apparently I wasn't supposed to tell >that seems obvious but I knew for a fact his mom already knew he vaped, plus he was an adult so I didn't expect to have to cover for him >apparently the situation was that his parents had told him that they weren't going to pay his life insurance if he was going to damage his health by vaping, so he told them he had quit >now they were considering stopping paying it for him Luckily nothing ever came of it, but I almost got my friend's life insurance canceled by being retarded
Logan Scott
kek vapefaggot btfo by lil' spergy
Nathan Evans
>be in metal work shop grade 8 >kid starts asking "bro why do you always look like you're on drugs" >reply "I know I do, I dunno why really I think I just dont get a lot of sleep" to him >turns out he was talking to his friend, not me >they both kinda ignore me while I directly say this to them >I just pretend I was talking to my friends or something
Grayson Butler
What the fuck is a 19 year old doing paying for life insurance lol?
Andrew Miller
>be in line at wendy's on school lunch break >tons of kids from school come here for lunch, place is packed >I get my tray and begin walking to table with my friends >some older kid pajeet accidently bumps into me and spills my fries on the ground >he apologizes and I say yeah whatever and just go to my table >I talk to my friends about jumping this pajeet and beating his ass for spilling my fries, we are all looking at him >he keeps looking over at us >he get shis food and walks by us and apologizes to me again >"y-yeah it's cool man dont worry about it" >got mogged by chadpreet its over
Michael Hernandez
boomer parents are retarded fearmongers who believe everything
Isaac Kelly
I know I'll be told to gtfo but here goes. >be me >14 or 15 at the time >discover that I'm a footfag >be animefag as well >go on instagram >type "hentai girls feet" and similar crap >like some pics because they're pretty good >ffw the next day >break >talk to friends >female girls who sometimes join convo suddenly bring up topic about how footfags are disgusting and creepy, etc. >(What?) >few days later I find out that instagram shows what you liked >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.exe I think they subtly teased me with it by taking off their shoes sometimes during break and other crap. It still stings whenever I think about it.
social media is fucking cancer for that reason. I remember being paranoid about doing anything on social media for fear it'd tell all my friends and family that I "liked" boobs or some shit.
Leo Kelly
When I deleted all my social media they jokingly asked why I did it (THEY FUCKING KNEW WHY). Haven't used social media in months/years and I feel way better.
Tyler Smith
why would you cry because of that?
Bentley Long
why the fuck would you drink 4 cups of tea?
Jackson Fisher
Haha how did this make me have a crush on you user
