Got caught by my mom while fucking my ass with a dildo while jerking off. This is probably peak embarrassment in life how does it get worse than that? This will be the last thought that crosses my mind on my deathbed. After it happened I just told her lets never speak about this ever and it hasn't been brought up thankfully. It's not existential dread level bad but it pops in my head once in a while and makes me physically cringe and call myself a retard.
Getting caught masturbating stories?
Asher Lewis
Carson Williams
good, faggots should be ashamed of themselves until their early demise from aids
Wyatt Clark
I actually don't fuck dudes I'm quite indifferent to relationships and the baggage that comes with them.
Adrian Ramirez
t. handholdless kissless 35 year old chud
Henry Parker
How the fuck did that happen op, if you're going to shove a dildo up your ass at least have enough common sense to lock the door to your room, are you doing it so often you don't even bother planning it anymore?
Elijah Hall
I wanted to see if lube was as good as a fellow robot said. So i put oil on my meatscepter and jerked as fast as I can with full death grip, it turns out it's really loud and someone was home.
Jace Hughes
t. raging diseased faggot
Ryan Morris
mom caught me jerking off on my bed one time and she hasn't come into my room ever since, even when she knocks she waits for me until i open the door... right when it, happened i wanted to fucking an hero right away from embarrassment but she never brought it up afterwards thank god
btw i don't have any sex toys like OP lol
Lincoln Sanchez
I was high as shit and just ended up forgetting to so yeah don't do drugs kids or do them safely. I'm off the weed now though the cooms weren't worth the psychosis.
Sebastian Ortiz
you are disgusting and you know it. jesus christ stop doing shit like that.
Dominic Perez
Yeah ever since this happened to me she always knocks. She usually did even before this but not always like in this situation.
Dylan Ross
>you are disgusting and you know it.
Yes I'm not going to deny I am a coomer.
>stop doing shit like that
Why it's fun? Obviously not that situation though.
Gabriel Peterson
i guess it's 'normal' to jerk off, r-right? not with a dildo tho... has your mom started treating you differently after that? and how much did she actually see user?
Ryan Jenkins
>has your mom started treating you differently after that?
As far as I've noticed no surprisingly and I'm glad about that.
> how much did she actually see user?
Literally everything I was bare naked on bed bent over on my knees doggy style position ass facing door. Pretty bad.
Julian Lee
>I was bare naked on bed bent over on my knees doggy style position ass facing door
holy fucking shit lmao.. how do you even masturbate like that without making any noise? actually nevermind that, props to your mom for not being traumatized after seeing her son in that position lol
Eli Peterson
My mom found my AGP drawer
Joseph Ortiz
>how do you even masturbate like that without making any noise?
Left hand for dildo right hand for jerkin not that hard it was a big dildo though so that made it easier.
>props to your mom for not being traumatized after seeing her son in that position lol
Yeah honestly have no idea what was goin through her head at that moment or after. She knew even before this happened though that I was bi so I bet she wasn't shocked to oblivion.
Jace Moore
>AGP
What does this stand for please enlighten me user?
Adrian Morris
ngl having you explain to me how you jerk off is kinda hot but also very gay lol
>she knew i was bi
well, that's at least one awkward conversation avoided... imagine having to tell her that after she saw you the way she did holy crap
what the fuck is AGP?
Luis Fisher
>ngl having you explain to me how you jerk off is kinda hot but also very gay lol
Well this thread is pretty gay desu. But I do enjoy making blood rush to your throbbing meat tube if that's what you want.
Anthony Murphy
friend's family is weird sell stuff at the flea market. friend had old playboy magazines. friend gave me mag. dad found it kept on saying stuff from 1987. harry vaginas are in them.
Ethan Nguyen
make sure your door's closed this time user, you don't want your mom finding out you like turning on robots on r9k lol
Eli Allen
my brother's wife walked in on me masturbating in the one of the house's bathrooms when i was visiting them. funny thing is that i was actually masturbating while thinking about her