Milestones of average life

> School (6/7 yo)
> Gf (14/15 yo)
> Uni (19 yo)
> First job (23-24 yo, must be a perm role)
> Married (25-26 yo)
> Mortgage (26-28 yo)
> First Kid (24-29 yo)
> Second job (must be a perm role)
> Second Kid
> Mid life crisis
> First grand kids
> Retirement

where are you?

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i dropped out of high school. thats it.

Heh. Now that I think about I technically had a kid before my first gf.

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>married
>mortgage
>2 years into 2nd career (cop (not us))
>wife pregnant with first kid
I was a full khv robot when I started coming here ten years ago

>faggot that tells incels to kill themselves at every given chance and that this isnt an incel board
i wish you would explode irl

>married
>first kid

I'm 23.

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>school for 12 years since 7 yo
>literally no other achievments or milestones

>mortgage
>no kids/wife
I'm 35 and I sit in my house alone with rooms and bathrooms I never use. Sometimes I bang women in here, but I hate women.

How much does it cost a month to maintain your home?

Are you asking what my mortgage is? 1016/mo
Or are you asking what I actually spend to maintain my house? I don't know, I pay those as they come, and I haven't really thought about it.

Seim here, I hate groida.

Mortgage + utilities

mortgage 1016/mo
power ~100/mo depending on how I blast my AC
sewer, trash, water = 289/mo

So about 1400/mo for the whole thing.

37,
No senpai, no mortgage, no career, 3 degrees.
Just fell for the millennial lies about beeing myself and dreamworld.

32, no mortgage, no wife, no girlfriend
On my third job. Quit the first two cause they sucked.
Tried to kill myself after a year at my first job cause it was obvious life was gonna suck from the on out. That's still the case but I'm just too much of a pussy to kill myself

Is this really an accurate break down of normalfag timelines? Because I am 29 and am at my 5th company in 7 years. Gotta keep hopping for more money and better titles.

>planning for a midlife crisis
>no second marriage even though that is 2/3rds likely
>pressuring your kids into having kids is a life milestone
>shackling yourself to a mortgage for... reasons?

Most NPC post I have seen in a long time.

fuck your data mining thread you asshole

It is basically the Boomer Guide to Life. Stay at one job and get underpaid, pump out 2.5 kids with a wife that will hate you and make your life miserable up until the planned Mid Life Crisis where you can consoom yourself a new car maybe if you're lucky, nag your kids to have more kids because otherwise your life is meaningless and then go to a room and stare at the wall until you die.

>Forced to get a job at 19
>Never got a gf or sex

How come I only get the shitty parts of society and none of the good?

>dropped out at 16
>21yo hikkiNEET virgin, never had a job
owari da...

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