Does anyone else have weird fetishes? i wish a mommy type girl would pin me down and force her spit inside me...

does anyone else have weird fetishes? i wish a mommy type girl would pin me down and force her spit inside me. what is your weird fetish?

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Bruh, there's like, a billion fetish threads active. Just pick one and go nuts lol

what do you mean? weirdo

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I guess giantess is weird enough.

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she would accidentally kill you though!

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not in my fantasy, no.

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Let's see here:

Chubby girls: Love me some pudge to hold and squeeze.

Hypnosis: real shit, none of that coin swinging, swirly disc or Kaa eyes shit. Whisper to me. Drown out the world and make me your bitch. I have a friend that used me as practice and it legit works. I guess I'm really suggestable...

Lactation: I just find it neat. I don't have mommy issues, I just think it's beautiful that the female body can make something so amazing.

Rape/incest rp: Don't want to fuck my family, but I'm always down for a game of pretend.

Facesitting/femdom of that variety: I just like woman taking charge in the bedroom. It always seems like I end up being the dom. It's fine and all, but sometimes I just want a warm pussy pressed against my face and to be told I don't get to come out for air until she cums.

There's more, but whatever. I'll add as they come to me.

it would happen, if they were real, though
>Chubby girls
disgusting
>Hypnosis: real shit
you could make it even more real with drugs
>Lactation
a girl who would randomly put her milk inside my food would be nice, i guess
>Rape/incest rp
thats cringe
>femdom
some slight femdom is fine if she is a caring mommy type girl.
your taste makes me think you are a 40yo boomer or a porn addict

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>it would happen, if they were real, though
If they were real they could not exist on earth.
Also smaller giantess is fine too.

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I had a wierd dream last night I had this flashlight that whatever I flashed with would hentai-ify
and then I would fuck it
so ya thats pretty weird

i see makes sense. big girls truly are nice. maybe you vill get your big girl gf in ze MetaverseTM
why would you like to put your pp inside a flashlight? do you put your pp inside where you would put in batteries?

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>40yo boomer
Off by several year, but sure.

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I posted it in a different thread, but I might aswell post it here too since I understand that it's a fetish most would find odd. I'd like a cougar mommy GF who'd fuck me doggystyle with a strapon, teasing me about how much bigger her cock is compared to my pathetic small cock that could never satisfy her, all the while I'm wearing a leash and skimpy fishnets for her, calling her "mommy", sticking my ass out and rocking my hips back and forth on her cock as she spanks me nonstop and calls me her "good boy" until I have an anal orgasm like a bitch. Other things like handcuffs, a chasity cage and a whip are optional in this scenario too, maybe even the leash I mentioned earlier really.

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I thought about buying a vr headset, would be nice to really experience the size difference.

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hello boomer
doesnt cougar mean 80 years old (if yes, thats very weird)or something? and i think you might be gay desu, smol pp owner
i thought about buying one too

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>i thought about buying one too
what for and what's stopping you?

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With courgar I'm thinking more of a woman in MILF territory really. I think I might be bissexual, though my fetish could also come from low self esteem really, I'm not sure.

Fat fetsish/ feeding or anything like that.

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>doesnt cougar mean 80 years old
No, just middle aged women hunting for freshly legal boys. It's why bars around colleges/universities are full of older chicks. They're hunting for a "cub" to take home.

probably just for vrchat and some weird games with anime girls. i came to the conclusion it would be better to buy one when i live alone
why are you into old women, smol-pp-san?
that is disgusting
i see, weird women

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>why are you into old women, smol-pp-san?
I'm into the idea of a mommy GF, and an older woman just feels more appropriate for that role to me than a woman my age.

>weird women
No, horny women. These cougars know most college boys aren't looking for a meaningful relationship ATM. They just want sex, so they take advantage of that.

No chasing, no games. Just come to mama.

i see, i would disagree though. they probably are unfit to be an actual mommy gf for they would be actual moms already if they were. smol-pp-san you would spend a huge amount of your life caring for a very old woman
they are weird and you are weird

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So, I don't know what really triggers it for me. But I used to keep leeches as pets and let them feed off me. Watching them feed got me harder than anything.

So, I dunno. Parasites? Bloodplay? I'd honestly like to get back into it, but my regular hunting grounds are frozen currently.

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