>be you
>walking down street
>see a qt crying
wat do
Be you
As much as I hate to say it I'd keep walking, whatever is going on is none of my business although I would feel a bit bad for doing so.
Ask what happened and offer her a piece of tissue.
t. genuine nice guy
Offer her a bowl of freshly peeled hard boiled eggs
this is the most realistic answer. bystander effect has been proven time and time again
Perfect.
You do not want to be drawn into the drama.
You could be accused of rape, women will try to spring anything to help their own situation
This really happens sometimes. Keep walking, not my problem.
>look questioningly
>move on
If she wants something I am pretty sure she can speak
She might be a crackhead- avoid.
based eggmaxxer
If it's a young girl by herself, I'll talk to her and see what's happening. If it's someone my age, sorry, can't help you
Keep walking and ignore them entirely.
>If it's a young girl by herself, I'll talk to her and see what's happening.
Do you like rape charges, friend?
Avoid like the plague, crying women are a felony waiting to happen.
I would never notice because I don't look at people's faces
AHAHAJA! BASED ANSWER
I cross the street to make sure I don't have to walk close to her as I go by.
I'd go farther than saying that whatever is going on is none of my business. I'd say that whatever is going on is almost certainly something that I don't want to be involved in. There is some guy nearby coming back to hit her, or she is some kind of psycho, or there's some sort of lost pet I am going to be expected to look for, or she wants money, blah blah blah blah blah. If I come within 20 yards of this bitch, only bad things can happen.
Just laugh and move on, whatever she's crying about she probably deserves it and worse. That is, if it isn't something she completely fabricated in her own mind.
Not my bitch not my problem
STRAIGHTEN UP GODDAMMIT
Fucking spit on her and keep walking.
not likely to get laid. usually the first guy to help get friendzoned because they are to sad to be horny. you have to wait for some consolidation from an incel first. unless you are a gigachad with huge networth to get a large rebound emotionally.
Leave envelope filled with pictures of Nicolas Cage, continue walking
walk right next to her so my butt is within 1 meter of her face, then let out a
>STINKY
>MEATY
>OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD
>BRAPPPPPPPP
one of those STEAMERS that stings her nose
Keep on walking