/britfeel/

the ol' reddit swiatcharoo
reddit.com/r/cats/comments/sg1cy1/my_sunday_looks_like_this/

Had to re-read it a few times to digest it.

I think for example, a teleological explanation of the moon would be "It is a satellite that influences tides on earth" rather than the non-teleological definition of "The moon is the result of a collision between the earth and another celestial object"

im not losing my hair. but i had my first grey hair as a fucking teenager.

glitter keeping up the charade

Yeah I suppose it makes sense but why wouldn't you use for example 'a functional explanation'

Due to the 'plain English' policy at work, I got 'quiet chat' for using the word teleological once. I'm not sure if I can count that as an official 'verbal warning' for employment law purposes, but as always, the management are always ambiguous.

Let's be honest mate, you were just delighted he'd said something racist.

youtube.com/watch?v=BpPc73Ip_To

i might tell you guys a secret.
i think i shall.
here goes.
should you ever desire some of that sexual intercourse stuff?
well then
this is the place to go.
freechtnow.com
it might be the single worst chatroom on the entire internet, but i have fucked... i think 13 girls from there?
near-unbearable place, but a great way of getting a girl's contact info.
she'll likely be a moron, but she might be a hot moron. next thing you know, you're meeting her at the station and squelchy times become imminent.
best advice i can give. hope someone loses their virginity.

> I feel like picking up one of his 99p shelf-stable marbled icing cakes and hurling it into his grim visage.

It was the last line that really got me, it was finished off perfectly, like one of those marble icing cakes

he'll be somebody else's wife these days i reckon

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oh good, i fucked up the url.
lets try that again.
freechatnow.com
ignore the porn crap, go to the "adult" room. then endure the hell, but eventually find yer girlie.

Cannot stand animals being mistreated or not properly cared for. Good to see the RSPCA investigated but beggars belief that they didn't take any action which could have saved the sheep.
banburyguardian.co.uk/news/people/banbury-area-villagers-who-tried-to-save-starving-sheep-are-devastated-at-their-disappearance-3552052

I see they actually cost 1.79 these days. Fucking inflation.

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i once as a kid witnessed a guy find a crab on the beach, tear off its legs, then throw it into the waves. ruined my holiday. still upsets me to this moment. bastard.
and some kids at a pond where i used to fish. they saw a frog, so they all started throwing stones at it. like some kind of competition to see who could inflict the most pain.
fuck people like that. seriously.

One day i stink of garlic, one day i stink of dog

Schoenstatt

There was such a sexy nun from there when I was a kid. Young redhead. Probably one of the first women I ever really fancied.

No-one is safe from Frosty's ire.

currently watching a man think he's washing his armpits by just sprinkling some water into them

>spends 180 quid on a new smartphone
>sells it at cex for 72 quid 2 weeks later
>spends 72 quid on a pub crawl the next day
and he thinks he's winning

Went on a school trip in 2006 lad, can't remember any sexy redheads unfortunately

Yeah this is probably about 10 years before, she'd no doubt hit the wall by the time you were there.

wonder if frosty thinks he's winning. ssm simply turns round to the job office and says 'some cunt called up telling lies about me and got fired so i cant do me volunteering'. frosty actually helped ssm.

most kids dont develop empathy until their late teens, early twenties

I was in 4th year in high school, can't remember that much about it other than them talking about clothes and celebrities and how we should make our own decisions instead of being influenced by what we see on tv. Suppose it's true, but I never ended up particularly religious

I wonder if he ever thinks "what will I do for money tomorrow?"