Why do you all want puppets, bros?
Why do you all want puppets, bros?
Colton Brown
Jeremiah Sanders
I want you to stop killing random people across the globe, motherfucker.
Luke Nelson
i want enlightenment
Michael Collins
whats the problem? the ladies want my hand inside them
Gabriel Jones
i want objects lmao
Sebastian Thomas
Because any contract made with a woman is only as good as your end. Briffaults law. A women has too many safety nets and options to be trusted
Asher King
I want foids to fuck off and die
William Powell
a whole plate of ribs
Connor Reyes
someone who can commiserate on my struggles.
Xavier Roberts
Even though simplified, actually a pretty explanations.
Robert Gonzalez
Immature here, can confirm. I refuse anything but a dommy mommy GF
Tyler Hill
Partner, it's less work
Dylan Edwards
>Immature men want mothers.
Well, that checks out, I have to admit. I'm immature and I'd like to have a mommy GF, one who'd bend me over and fuck me from behind with a strapon, all the while spanking me for being a naughty boy.
Henry Carter
What do women want in a man?
Chad.
Zachary Gray
I want a a partner tho.
First we are friends.
Then we are best friends.
And then we become a couple.
Cameron Davis
>Men of God want their rib
BASED.
Eli Wood
and what do women want? a 6'4 hulk who makes $200k a year aka only like .01% of the men population
Levi Bennett
ill take
>fixers
>enablers
>objects
that sounds basically ideal. and i dont want ribs because i dont eat meat
Matthew Wright
why not just go straight to being a couple?
What the fuck do you get out of waiting and blue balling yourself with your "friend" and "best friend" before finally having some sexy time? Break out of your stupid disney ass idea of relationships. This is the way it works in the real world
>meet a girl
>quickly ask for her number, or ask her out, or invite her back to your place
>fuck
>if you still like her after fucking you know she's a keeper.
Don't get to know her before you fuck her. Get to know her by fucking her.
Noah Robinson
real.
give it back you snake-fucking whore
Jack Flores
Actually what I really want is a broken doll to fix up.
Usually I do too good at that, and the fixed version will leave.
Zachary Brooks
Uhh, can I have a little bit of everything? Cept the rib part. Having a mommy gf AND fucking her like a whore puppet seems like an amazing gf.
Jackson Harris
I don't care what you think, mobilefag
gimme my mommy object enabler gf