>be me
>eating cookies and milk
>playing minecraft
>be you
>not eating cookies and milk
>not playing minecraft
What are you doing?
Be me
Jonathan Brooks
Nathaniel Ward
>on a diet because I'm fat
>edging to futa impregnation
Joseph Thompson
Sipping coffee and playing WotR, tastes vary.
Well, actually I am more shitposting than playing right now.
Jacob James
i dont play minecraft because i think it sucks
i dont drink milk because im vegan
i dont like cookies much, i much rather prefer ben and jerry's non-dairy cherry garcia
i dont like red lights in my room, i just like the light from my single monitor lighting things
i have no wallpapers in my room, as im autistic
i dont use discord for anything besides talking with my accountability buddy about meditation. i hate all discord communities
Jaxon Clark
Going to make omlette and drink milk for breakfast and start me day
Adam Phillips
Trying to pull my mind out of the gutter before it sinks into the depths and becomes unsalvagable as a result.
Eli Powell
god damn he is really eating cookies drinking milk and playing minecraft what can we do?
Eli Parker
>peak comfy
you've truly understood the best life has to offer, OP. I'll go get some meat and cookies here on my end, you've shown me the way.
Dominic Morgan
minecraft is boring, only fun with friends which I don't have
Michael Rodriguez
>eating cookies and milk
I'm not 5. I bet you smack your lips when you eat.
Jaxson Cooper
Carrying heavy bags of sand and breaking walls with a heavy as fuck hammer. I fucking hate my life
Ayden Powell
>eating storebought cookies
>not making your own
It's your own fault, really.
You could be better than this.
If you wanna eat sweets, at least make that good good for yourself. You are worth that much.
Cooper Martin
you are allowed to feel more "alive" than op though. nothing is more satisfying than rest after a genuinely hard day. the most euphoric feeling the body can produce is the release of pain.
they've given me easy shit for 2 weeks I want my job to start trying to kill me again so I can lay in bed on weekends and just be perfectly content to do that, no restlessness, just pure exhaustion and relief.
Aaron Hughes
I can barely sleep at night because my back constantly hurts like hell, also I'm a fucking electrician this shit isn't my job. But because I need the money and my boss knows it, he makes me do all types of shit I didn't sign up for. If I wasn't a low IQ imbecile, I'd be a librarian or archivist.
When I get home it takes every inch of remaining energy just to eat and take a shower, I also have to keep listening to my boomer coworkers who hate me for being "too quiet while working". I don't feel alive, I crave death
Daniel White
I don't like the texture pack you use
Connor Sanders
Chilling with my girl playing Nintendo games in our pajamas lol
Luis Allen
Is your girl 8yo or something?
Isaiah Walker
Don't be ageist user.
Eli Foster
Witnessed. user has truly made it. We will meet again in summer, winrar.
Ryder Martin
>accountability buddy
Do you not mean "Accountabilibuddy"?
Grayson Watson
>What are you doing?
Drinking coke zero, eating nachos and watching videos.
Jacob Thompson
Going skiing in an hour